Michelle Obama got to participate in the Oscars but they didn’t make any added precautions to ensure her safety.
Of course, some people are giving her flack because they don’t think it’s appropriate for the First Lady to be a presenter for the Oscars, even though she just appeared via satellite from the White House… but President Reagan and First Lady Laura Bush have also participated in the Oscar ceremonies in the past.
But here’s what was scary about Michelle’s Oscar participation. She opened the Oscar envelope for Best Picture and announced Argo as the winner.. but she was the first person to open up that envelope.
A rep for the Academy swears that Michelle was the first and only person to open up and view the contents of that envelope.
So does that mean that the Academy got a pass and the envelope was not examined before it was given to the First Lady? That’s a scary thought.
The Secret Service refused to comment aka GUILTY! We are just glad that the Oscars remained relatively boring- no thanks to the White House security.
Jennifer Lawrence- how stinkin’ cute is she? I love everything about her. She is the coolest down-to-earth actress. She’s what Kristen Stewart should have been rather than a bumbling awkward fool that despised her fame.
So of course, Jennifer took a tumble during the Oscars but rather than be mortified about it, she just laughed it off as she accepted her award and make a joke about it.
“You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell.”
And Jennifer continued her coolness even after the awards show. She jokingly flicked off of the media in the press room backstage when they asked her what she was thinking when she tripped. She answered, “What went through my mind when I fell down? A bad word that I can’t say – that starts with ‘F!’”..
She admitted that she took a shot right before she walked out to talk to the press.. She also blushed and gushed when Jack Nicholson hit on her during a post-Oscar interview.. Like, winning an Oscar wasn’t a big deal but oh lord, she finally met Jack Nicholson! And she ordered Mc Donald’s on the red carpet because she forgot to eat before the show!
Gosh, I just love Jennifer Lawrence. She is unfiltered, funny, honest. I look forward to hearing more interviews from her! And.. when is Catching Fire coming out? I like Katniss too.
Lots of adorableness for you to check out below. Do it.
Apparently, Kristen Stewart thought it would have been more awkward to use medically necessary crutches after suffering a severe cut on her foot, so instead she opted to just hobble on stage and have us think she was wasted. She explained all of this to Miss. Oscar Snatcher, Anne Hathaway.
“Oh no!” Anne exclaimed in sympathy, seeing Stewart’s crutch.
“I know, I’m an idiot,” Stewart replied. “But congratulations!” she said, eyeing Anne’s heavy metal man.
“Please tell me you’re going on stage with those [crutches],” Anne said.
“Nope,” KStew replied. “I’m gonna hobble.”
Anne replied, “Well, break a leg . . . Oops!”
“I just hope [the wound] doesn’t open up right now,” KStew responded.
A manicurist named Ashlie Johnson told Us Weekly, “She [Kristen] had sliced her foot and everyone was worrying about would she wear heels or flats or one heel, crutches or no crutches. She tried so many options, she was really a trouper.”
Of course another option would have been to let someone else be a presenter… It can’t take that long to show a girl the ropes…
Is there no end to Rihanna‘s sexual powers? Do you hear that?? It’s the sound of 17-year-old boys’ heads exploding as they watch Rihanna roll around with supermodel Kate Moss in a scandalous spread for V Magazine…
And this may not be the first time boys’ poor pubescent brains burst wide open either. The Rihanna/Kate photoshoot was actually leaked—briefly—back in November from Rihanna’s computer, by an alleged hacker.
V Magazine SURE seems to want to get our ATTENTION!!! After viewing the photos, it was no surprise to discover that the ‘V’ stands for EXACTLY what I thought it did… Despite the INSANELY SEXY girl-on-girl action, men have found something to complain about—MORE boobs please! One male viewer wrote, “There’s about half a Kate Upton boob in there.”
Rihanna and Kate may seem like an unlikely duo—Kate is the queen of London cool/Rihanna is a hip-hop fantasy; Kate is tight-lipped about her private life/Rihanna’s in part of the public domain. However, the two have similar beginnings—both discovered at young ages and both women love fashion as much as fashion loves them. Too bad they’re barely wearing any of that fashion…
He was arrested in Dublin, which of course is in Northern…California. Huh? Yeah, NorCal’s got a Dublin too and it arrested legendary MC Hammer for allegedly obstructing and resisting an officer… MC Hammer took to Twitter to share his side of the story:
“chubby elvis looking dude was tapping on my car window, I rolled down the window and he said ‘Are you on parole or probation?’”
“While I was handing him my ID he reached in my car and tried to pull me out the car but forgot he was on a steady donut diet.”
“It was comical to me until he pulled out his guns, blew his whistle and yelled for help (MallCop) !!! But make no mistake he’s dangerous…”
“only thing more dangerous than a scared man with a gun, is a scared man with an agenda, a gun and a badge. I was citied for obstruction smh”
The stereotypes seem to be flying in both directions—the (mall) cop assumed Hammer was on parole/probation and Hammer assumed the cop loves donuts. Unfortunately, one of the two turned out to be true…the officer loves donuts or at least he “Liked” both Krispy Kreme AND Dunkin Donuts on Facebook.
Despite the police officer’s unacceptable behavior, Hammer tweeted that he’s NOT ”bitter.” Instead, he’s taking the opportunity to make this a “teachable moment and eye opener for my many friends & colleagues.”
Has Hammer learned NOTHING from Kanye West??