Tramp stamps aside, Madonna is surprising us all with her geriatric groin thrusts and hip dysplasia inducing leg work. That’s all to say that she is in good form.
Regardless of who your voting for come November 17, we’re pretty sure Madonna swayed no one with her “I’m gonna claim your boyfriend by putting his name on my back” move. But we’d love to hear from someone that was on the fence and has been swayed either way by Madonna’s performance.
Let us know how her tramp stamp affected you!
Miley said, “I’m really proud of the album. It’s my favorite thing I’ve done, probably ever.”
Miley added, “I’ve got so much going with this record. This record’s going to, like, kill me. I’m really excited to get obviously married (sic), but I kind of already feel married. I know we’re forever and I don’t really need a (piece of) paper right now.”
Ok, is this ALL for REAL? The new record? This crazy new hairdo? Getting engaged at 19? Her total disregard for the brazier? This has gotta be some kind of a joke. Or could Disney be scheming up a Hannah Montana spin off show???
“Disney Does Pink”
“Hannah Montana Goes Punk”
TMZ caught up with Vinny from Jersey Shore and was asked what’s next for the guidos and guidettes. Vinny believes that some of his co-stars may be destined for failure and that only the ones with a brain will succeed.
Bummer! It looks like they’ll all fail then.
During this brief one-minute video, Vinny and TMZ managed to take down two of television’s biggest power houses.
First, Jersey Shore was compared to Seinfeld… TMZ called it “the Seinfeld of reality TV.” Then, Vinny claimed that Jersey Shore was the “best show in MTV history.”
Sadly, shortly after this clip went viral, the Head of Programming at MTV was fired and Jerry Seinfeld jumped off a bridge…
MORE intimate details of Rob Pattinson’s life are being revealed… NOW it’s being reported that Rob’s friends are very worried about his drinking. It’s gotten really bad since his break-up.
Duh! Give the guy a break! He just got publicly cheated on by his famous girlfriend and epic film co-star.
However, Rob’s little drinking problem appears to be nothing new…it has allegedly been an ongoing issue for the past 5 to 7 years.
An inside source said that Rob was “drinking every day on the set of Cosmopolis and everyone on the set was aware of this.”
Oh…that sucks. Ok, well—at least—give him a few more weeks to enjoy his destructive drinking before staging the intervention.
We hear Kristen Stewart used to find empty bottles of ‘Tru Blood’ beer stashed all over the house, and that he’d get really wasted, order a pizza (to soak up the booze) and then attempt to “turn” the delivery boy. But, his fake fangs just left a nasty hickey—turns out.
Teasing! Rob actually prefers “vodka and drinks alone,” said the insider.
Overall, this story seems a little bogus to us, but you never know…it’s always the quiet ones…
We’d like to start by saying this… Sometimes the universe coincides in such miraculous ways that’s it would impossible to deny there is a God…with a killer sense of humor!
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo tied the ratings for CNN’s coverage of Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention, among 18-49s. It appears that Honey Boo Boo Child and America’s original Boo Boo—Bill Clinton—have IDENTICAL appeal! That warm Southern charm wins us over every time…
As you’ll probably recall, last week Honey Boo Boo BEAT the RNC’s ratings in the same key 18-49 demo. Honey Boo Boo is—undeniably—a force to be reckoned with; although, predicting a winner for this year’s Presidential election based on how each party’s National Conference performed versus a reality show starring a 6-year-old redneck/Red Bull chugging beauty queen…would be a bit of a long shot.
Besides the Presidential hopefuls, there is someone else who seems envious of Honey Boo Boo’s wild popularity….Kris Jenner!
Radar Online reports, “To say Kris is not a fan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is an understatement. She thinks the Thompsons are classless, unlike her family and can’t understand why America is so fascinated by them. Kris especially has a strong dislike for June, claiming the beauty pageant world is vile and that June is a bad mom for ‘exploiting’ Alana in that way.”