Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds managed to keep their engagement top-secret and surprised the world when they got married… but Blake’s having a hard time hiding her disappointment ever since they took that plunge. Allegedly.
Blake and Ryan got hitched back in September and while they enjoyed the honeymoon period for a minute, that’s over and now it’s all about what rough and tough Ryan wants to do.
They’ve only had two short breaks that they got to spend together since their whirlwind wedding. Blake wanted to go do something fancy and lavish because she always dreamed of the finer life before she finally snagged an A-lister once and for all. But Ryan just took her camping, both times, and now Blake is afraid that she will never go on a nice vacation again.
She’s complained that she doesn’t mind taking the occasional camping trip but she doesn’t want that to be the only activity that they ever do together! But Ryan is set in his ways and wants to spend all his free time doing outdoorsy manly stuff.
This is the second time that Ryan’s love for nature has interfered with his relationship. Scarlett Johansson had similar complaints and said that’s why they didn’t work out as a couple.
Uh this is just a guess Ryan but I bet your wifey’s doesn’t want to poop outside. Take your bride on a yacht with a potty or a 4 seasons hotel occasionally.. or ya’ll will look really silly in divorce court pleading your case that the grounds for divorce is based on his camping habits.
Lindsay Lohan is just unlucky in the life department right now.
She’s always engaged in ongoing court battles. She survives from pimping herself to three rich men.. but she’s not doing a good enough job because she’s either living at home with mommy or crashing on a friends couch, depending on which Lohan lie you choose to believe. Either way, that sucks.
And now she got dumped. Well I don’t know how serious this relationship really was but Lindsay sure seemed into it.
She followed the Wanted around, slapped a gypsy, went to jail and posted little flirty messages on Twitter to let the world know that she and Max George were a couple.
Well now Max is finally addressing their little hookup and he made it sound like its over. He said that he and Lindsay had a ‘little snog’, which is Brit lingo for ‘making out’.. Then he said, “She’s a friend of all of ours and she is a lovely girl. We wish her the best wherever she is.”
But Lindsay just drowned her sorrow in some booze and another guy’s face.
She spent Friday night sucking face with this DJ at a club in New York. It was a 22-year old male DJ named Julian Cavin. A source said that it’s too early to call it a relationship but they spend all weekend together and are seeing each other.
Destination: St. Croix, Virgin Island. Finally the ladies get to go somewhere exotic, which is probably the real reason they all signed up in the first place.
1-on-1 with AshLee: As gorgeous AshLee pulls her perfect spray tanned body out of the ocean and into the Catamaran, she shares her feelings of abandonment over her biological parents’ rejection. As if to say: Look at what you’re missing mom and dad—a hot daughter who rides around in bad a$$ boats! Meanwhile, they’re probably watching the show on rabbit ears and eating KFC.
On the date, Ash is yet another woman to tell Sean the truth about Tierra, only this time he believes her. Ash is then very nervous to reveal something from her past, which she believes could be a deal breaker. It turns out, prim ‘n proper Ash got married as a high school junior and was divorced as a high school senior. Sean just looks relieved she didn’t kill someone or was a high-end call girl. They cap off the night by each yelling, “Hello St. Croix!” Ash then follows with a solo yell, “I love Sean!” Ever since her ‘blindfold trust building exercise,’ Ash seems to either be getting really corny or having huge therapy breakthroughs.
Back at the house: The girls talk about how they’d love to roll Tierra’s cot into the ocean. The girls also come up with another nickname for Tierra, which makes three—hat trick! In addition to ‘Tierrable’ and ‘Tierrorist,’ they dub living with Tierra “House of Tierror.”
1-on-1 with Tierra: When the date card arrives with her name on it, any of the other girls would be thrilled, but not Tierra. She’s pissed that the clue reveals they’ll be exploring the town, she’d have preferred to go boating. Despite the island’s best efforts to bring these lovebirds together—including an impromptu parade AKA island version of a a flash mob, Tierra notices that Sean is distant. By the end of the date though, she’s able to fool him again, into thinking she’s a decent human being.
I was told you should “never judge another parent—within an acceptable range of behavior that is—because that s**t will come back to bite you in the butt.” However, Blossom AKA Mayim Bialik‘s son is FOUR…not TWO, not THREE, but FOUR!! He’s not only old enough to unbutton her top, but also carry on a conversation about Human Anatomy…while enjoying his milky snack.
It appears Mayim’s friends and family were thinking the same thing, because Ms. Blossom/Big Bang Theory announced via a blog post that her 4-year-old son finally ‘weaned.’
Mayim said, “To all of my family and friends who wanted to chastise me about nursing a walking, talking, thinking, laughing little man named Fred, thanks for holding your tongues…Because we did it: Fred weaned.”
Well, no one can deny that she gave him all the antibodies and enzymes his body could EVER possibly need (and then some); she also gave his poor developing psyche all the reason to see a shrink (and then some).
Maher also pulled out a letter from Donald Trump’s lawyer that clearly explains “he’s the son of Fred Trump and NOT an orangutan.”
Yep, The Donald actually took the time to have his lawyer draft up legal documents proving he’s NOT half-ape. Wow, Don must have A LOT of free time on his hands. Then again, maybe he’s just acting his age. Donald IS 66 after all…maybe super wealthy older men issue goofy lawsuits instead forwarding goofy “People of Walmart” photos (like my dad)?
Maher finished his rant by giving Donald a nice b**h slap and reminded him that the “legal system is not a joke or a toy for rich idiots to play with….”