Latest Stories

Breaking news! Randy Jackson is out as a judge on American Idol… Oh wait, you’ve heard that one before?

Yeah but now it’s unofficially official, according to sources at TMZ. He’s stepping back as a judge but gonna remain on the show as a mentor, I guess to keep these newbies in place.

So Mariah Carey is a judge. Nicki Minaj’s deal is done but they are dragging their feet on making it official because, surprise,  Mariah is pitching a major diva fit about it. She’s trying to throw her weight around to keep Nicki off of the show but the producers want all that fighting and drama.. and these girls will murder each other. Hopefully. That would make for great TV.

And since Idol is returning to a four judge format, they still have two open chairs. One is going to a country person. A new rumor came up that they wanted Randy Travis until he became the town drunk. Maybe they are still working on Keith Urban or Brad Paisley..

As far as the 4th judge, no one knows. They were thinking maybe Kanye West (he had my vote.. He even made Katrina’s telethon aid interesting) or Diddy but it looks like they couldn’t snag either one.

For the first time ever, The Price is Right is looking to cast male Barker’s Beauties. Seeing as the show’s core audience is women…CBS is about four decades late. And, to be more specific…women 65 years and older. So, unless the producers are planning to bring in celebrity guest Barker’s Beauties—like Clint Eastwood—the guys lined up in the photo to audition, are young enough to be their grandsons. Gross.

At least the show’s gay male audience members will FINALLY get a little eye candy. They’d probably prefer marriage equality, but Beefy-Barker-Beauties is a nice consolation prize…

The Price is Right will likely undergo DRASTIC changes with the addition of the dapper new beauties. We can’t very well expect MEN to act excited about giving away Hyundai Sonatas and horrendous ’80s furniture sets—especially gay men. So, maybe we’ll finally get to bid on some cool cars and tasteful decor!

 

Wow! Some guys will go to any length to avoid having “the talk.” John Mayer, who’s most recent douchey move was dumping Katy Perry over EMAIL, has undergone vocal chord surgery.

John will be unable to speak for several weeks and can’t sing for at least 6 months. Nice timing John!

But, it looks as though he actually did need the surgery and is not so delusional as to undergo an operation, just so he didn’t have to respond to the comments about what a dirtbag he is… Now, John has up to six months to think of a good reason to possibly justify electronically dumping Katy and hopefully it’s not: I thought you’d feel flattered it wasn’t via text… 

His five fans need not worry though! John is planning to blog…hooray…this is what he said: “I’ll try and post more…but I’ve gotten really good at keeping my thoughts to myself and I don’t exactly see anyone starving to get my take on things.”
Actually there is a group of people who wouldn’t mind hearing a little feedback from John…the flock of women he dates and dumps!
We heard that when the doctor sat him down and said: John…I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but for up to six months the only form of communication you’ll be able to have is via text and email.
John paused before hopping off the exam table, yelling “WOO HOOO” and demanding the doc high five him.
Enjoy these six months John — it’ll be the only time your douchey behavior will be semi-acceptable.

 

Is the world punishing Will.I.Am for sending that sucktastic song out to Mars?

On Tuesday, Will.I.Am became an intergalactic star when he debuted his song ‘Reach for the Stars’ on Mars. It might have made it out of this world but the song sucks. Bad. Like the only thing that would make it worse is if Nickelback covered it.

And he’s being punished for putting out this crap. The very next day, the universe got its revenge in the form of a car accident.

He and Cheryl Cole were driving home from a recording session in LA when he ran his Cadillac into a parked car. They both suffered minor injuries. Will.I.Am was taken to Cedars-Sinani hospital and treated for his bloody nose and whiplash. He tweeted, ‘Car accidents are not dope’.

Cheryl was treated at the scene and said that she was fine but later was walking around in an arm sling. She says she only has to wear it for a few days, I say she’s only milking up this accident.

Listen to the song and check out some pity pics below.

Is Gaga privy to a softer side of Lindsay Lohan? Does she think stealing $100K worth of accessories/dodging $40K+ hotel bills is HILARIOUS? OR are both women just high?

After Lindsay tweeted a picture of herself wearing a pair of fancy earrings, Gaga fired back this teasing tweet: “@lindsaylohan ummmm are those my earrings??? this is awkward…:) kiss kiss chateau bunny.”

Ha…good one Gaga! This is a zinger-of-a-comeback on two levels 1.) Lindsay has been accused of stealing everything that isn’t nailed down and 2.) Gaga gave a clever Chateau Marmont shout-out…Lindz, of course, is accused of ducking her $46,305.04 bill, which TMZ presented as evidence on official hotel letterhead as “Exhibit A.”

Since then, TMZ has reported that the defendant Miss. Lohan, believed the producers of her Lifetime TV movie Liz & Dick were covering her hotel stay while in production. Lifetime did not respond to TMZ.

Yeah, because they’re probably in shock! They had NO idea what they signed up for by signing on LiLo. When they said: We’ll put you up in a hotel they probably meant at a Best Western or maybe The Marriott, not a notorious all-night party pad. They ARE a basic cable network after all…Liz & Dick probably won’t even make enough to cover Lindsay’s Minibar/Cigarette charges of $3,831.07 (she blew through 49 packs in 47 days).

You’d think Lindsay would be grateful for her A-List Twitter stalker. Gaga was only trying to help a sister out — throwing a little humor at the recent allegations, but the tweet has since been removed. But, Maybe it was her lawyers—The Free Ginger Dream Team—who weren’t laughing…