Weight Watchers can’t help Jessica Simpson with her excuses and her big boobie problem.
Jessica signed on a $4mil deal with them to drop the 70 pounds of baby weight that she gained with Maxwell Drew Johnson… but even after she surrendered the buttered poptarts and started some mild exercising, that weight isn’t coming off. She admitted that she didn’t have any self control while she was pregnant because she let herself indulge so she could enjoy her first pregnancy.. but she didn’t realize the weight didn’t come off with the baby.
She talked about not losing the baby weight to USA today. She told them, “My body is not bouncing back like a supermodel. I’m just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé and herself.”
She also complained that she can’t run because her boobs are too big.
Jessica will reveal her post-baby body on Katie Couric’s new show next Monday. Her weight might not be drastically different but she’s at least down the 9 pounds that was the baby. That’s good right?
There’s another royalty that’s flashing his goodies but this time, you probably won’t be tempted to look at it.
Quick unnecessary recap- Prince Harry had a naked party in Vegas. Some hussy released those pics and he got a big scolding from the family. His brother, his father, even his grandmother laid into him for being irresponsible. But maybe just flashing the goodies runs in the family because now another prince is showing off his package!
Prince Harry’s grandfather, 91-year old Prince Philip, flashed his royal undercarriage. He didn’t do it in the fun way that Harry did. Prince Phillip was actually watching the Highland Games in Scotland alongside his wifey, Queen Elizabeth. He was wearing a kilt the authentic way, commando, and he didn’t make sure his package was covered. Someone snapped a pic of him and you could see his goodies.
Guess Harry is automatically out of trouble now that his grandfather upstaged him?
As you may have heard, Troy Aikman’s ex-wife, was arrested for public intoxication last week; only NOW she is claiming that she was NOT drunk, but lost… Rhonda’s lawyers said she just freaked out really bad when cops approached her car and “did not appear to be her usual friendly self.”
WOW, so what exactly did she do for the cops to mistake frightened for WASTED? Flash her boobs? Up-chuck ‘jungle juice?’
Rhonda Aikman says she was chilling in her car in a parking lot “waiting for a friend to come and guide her.” Hmmm, did her divorce go so badly, that an ex-Mrs. Troy Aikman can’t even afford an iPhone? (With a car charger.) Or maybe she’s just stuck in a T-Mobile contract… like the rest of us. STILL, with ALL the GPS technology out there, this little parking lot system of her’s is either a.) the worst/most inefficient navigation on the market or b.) the most luxurious…you get lost and a professional comes and guides you home…do they also give you a foot rub?
The reason the police believed Rhonda to be under the influence (besides acting bat s**t crazy) is because they found a prescription in her purse. Come on! She was a pro-football player’s wife — did they really expect her NOT have prescription pills? Her lawyers said that she “had a prescription… did not break any laws… and that…she is sorry about all the fuss…”
Nicolas Cage rented a few DVDs back in April and forgot to return them.
He rented “A Star is Born” and “The King of Comedy” from this place in LA called Old Bank DVD and forgot to bring them back. They weren’t gonna let him get away with that thievery just because he’s a star! After trying to get a hold of him for months, the manager decided to turn to his fans to help get them back.
The owner posted on Facebook, “If anyone happens to run into Nicolas Cage wandering the neighborhood, please kindly remind him he’s had [our DVD's] for a few months. Old Bank DVD is not responsible if he gets mad, bursts into flames and beats you up though.”
It actually worked! Nic returned the two movies and paid the $244.48 in late fees. Well, they didn’t make him pay the whole fine but he did have to fork over $80.
Naturally, the things that come to mind when we think about Labor Day Weekend are: barbecuing with friends and family, hitting the beach one final time and going to see movies that scare the bejesus out of us!?? The Possession, which is about a sweet young girl who is visited by an evil ancient spirit that ultimately inhabits and devours her, possessed the No.1 spot over the Holiday weekend…
Another film that debuted this weekend and also cracked the Top 5 is Lawless, which stars a host of handsome out laws including: Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke and Guy Pearce.
Below are the Top 5 box office performers this weekend:
1- The Possession* possessed $21 million in its premiere weekend.
2- Lawless* debuted to $13 million.
3- The Expendables 2 strong-armed in another $11 million ($68 million for its 3-week total).
4- The Bourne Legacy, for the second weekend in a row, brought in $9 million ($98 million for the 4-week total).
5- ParaNorman produced $8 million ($40 million for its 3-week total).