Coldplay’s co-star, Rihanna, delivers a double-dose of exotic goddess with this performance (she also has 3X longer nails and 6X as many arms).
Since the release of hubby’s Chris Martin‘s hot new video, rumors that Gwyneth Paltrow has been fiercely burning incense and meditating like a wild woman have been spreading (or at least that’s what we’re trying to do with this fake cat-fight report).
The real question though is not: “Does Kris know any Kanye West songs?”
It’s: “Does Kanye know about the Kardashian’s ridiculous wanna be rap video?” …Yikes!
Nonetheless, Kris Jenner gets saved by the valet who brings the car around just as she’s caught like a deer in its headlights. Somehow the video captures a tender moment between the Kardashian parents and the paps. Kris and Bruce (Jenner) also appear kind of sweet—as if they’re your average baby boomer parents—not having a clue about ‘that rap music stuff.’
Rehearsals started off to a rocky start on Friday. The executive producer Larry Thompson said that Linds seemed ‘unfocused’ at the beginning but now is ‘more than ready’ and ‘so excited and into it’ after she got past the back-to-work jitters.
But regardless of her acting skills, or lack thereof, she does look like Liz Taylor. See the first official pic of Lindsay as Liz below.
What do you think? Should she drop the Marilyn Monroe act and just be a Liz Taylor wannabe now? At least it’s more convincing. Check it out now!
Umm, not sure where to start with this one… Someone seems to have led the Kardashians to believe that a mock gangsta rap video—featuring the entire family—would be a good idea.
No doubt CPS has received numerous calls upon the video’s release to remove younger sisters Kylie (14) and Kendall (16) from the family crazy house. The tortured teens and their older sisters were assigned the role of skanky rap video vixens; though there are several inconsistencies – like the Dolce and Gabbana silk muumuus and Kourtney’s adorable baby bump.
Once again though, Bruce Jenner proves he is the only family member with genuine talent – performing a killer bongo solo on his wife’s bum. Speaking of derrières, you’ll experience a dangerously close encounter with Kim’s (on this wacky ride). Khloe and Lamar (wisely) are not featured, not even in hologram-form.
The video is set to Notorious B.I.G.‘s ’Hypnotize’ (WARNING: unbleeped) and took place during the Kardashian’s recent vacation in the Dominican Republic.
What is the strangest thing your family has done on vacay? Can you top this? Check it out now!
Sir Russell Brand kicked off the MTV Awards last night with his usual laid back brand of humor — it felt as if we were all just shooting the s**t together. The celebs in attendance seemed to thoroughly enjoy being poked fun at it by Russell. Michael Fassbender (star of Shame) didn’t seem to mind the joke about his massive member (wonder why?). And, when it (inevitably) came to Charlie Sheen’s turn in the hot seat, he jumped to his feet and waved enthusiastically to the crowd (in a light-hearted/non-tiger blood kind of way).
A highlight of the night—and of the century—was Johnny Depp playing guitar with The Black Keys. After being awarded the “Generation Award” from Aeromsmith’s Steven Tyler and Joe Perry (members of gram and gramp’s generation), he did two songs with the ‘Keys.’ Johnny may play an amazing pirate, but he’s even better as a rock GOD.
Two other hot moments of the night included — Kristen Stewart very awkwardly trying to get someone (anyone… male or female) to accept ‘Best Kiss’ award with her; in absence of Robert Pattinson (poor Bella had to learn that humans aren’t always as enthralled by her as Vampires); and Elizabeth Banks’ was voluntarily groped by presenters: Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello (she was accepting the ‘Best Transformation’ award for The Hunger Games… or something like that… the details get kind of blurry between all the dry-humping and Mr. Ab-Ripper X).
Check out a complete list of the winner and some very funny highlights below.. What was your fav moment of the night? Check it out now!