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Janeane Garofalo is officially a free woman! She divorced her husband after 20 years of unknown marriage.
Twenty years ago, she was dating Rob Cohen, who’s now a producer on The Big Bang Theory. And one night in Vegas, they said ‘I Do!’ at a drive-thru chapel. They didn’t think the marriage was legal because they never signed papers or went to a court house to get their marriage license.
But Rob found out that the marriage was legit when he was drawing up papers to get married for real this time. He’s getting married to a producer that works for ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ named Jill Leiderman but he had to put that on hold once he realized that he was legally married to Janeane.
So he and Janeane filed for divorce papers and it became official on Saturday. They got divorced after 20 years of not knowing they were married.
And that, kids, is why you should never get drunk married in Vegas. Just ask Britney Spears.
Little recap on this breakup. The nice version of the breakup is that their schedule was too busy to make their relationship work. But lots of people are saying the real reason behind the breakup was Selena’s inability to trust Justin. He kept rubbing his newfound relationship with Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin in her face so she dumped him right around Halloween!
Justin has been rubbing elbows with Barbara and flaunting it on Twitter. He performed at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and they both tweeted pics from backstage. Immediately, she started getting hate so she had to defend her honor on Twitter. She tweeted, “hey everyone. please calm down. he is all yours!! please ”, then later, “There is nothing going on with him. I met him and did a pic with him. Wouldn’t you do the same? #friendship”.
The death threats didn’t stop her from going to a Lion King Broadway show with Biebs and a group of friends the following night.
Well Justin doesn’t truly believe that his relationship is over. He thinks since they’ve done the breaking up/ making up so many times that this is just another temporary break up. He was asked about his relationship status over the weekend and he answered, “I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what’s going on in my life. To even assess that it doesn’t make sense ’cause I have not made any comment.”
But he didn’t spend too much time crying over Selena. Just one day after the breakup, he sang a special song at his concert. No, it wasn’t a love ballad. He sang Justin Timberlake’s breakup song that he wrote about Britney Spears, Cry Me a River.
That’s probably not the best way to win back Selena’s affection Justin.
Britney Spears is getting close to signing a book deal with HarperCollins imprint It Books. (They’re the ones who brought us insightful novels such as The Dirt: Confessions of the World’s Most Notorious Rock Band — the autobiography of Mötley Crüe.)
However, Britney won’t be dishing all the dirt in her book, or at least not directly anyway. Hers would be a fiction that incorporates elements of her real life. The book would be a similar style as—Lauren Conrad’s L.A. Candy, which is about a young woman who moves to Los Angeles and becomes the star of a reality show or Snooki’s A Shore Thing, which is about finding love on the boardwalk.
So, although we won’t be getting the juicy blow-by-blow details, it shouldn’t be too hard to figure out whom the girl with the shaved head is. Hmm…maybe we’ll finally find out what happened to that python!
This is not Britney’s first book though, she was credited as co-writer of A Mother’s Gift and Heart-to-Heart with her mother, Lynne, some 12 years ago. No doubt, either a thesaurus or a well-paid ghostwriter, had more to do with that though.
Britney Spears was “Amazing” on X-Factor, Kim Kardashian is caught up in a new sex tape scandal, and Lil Wayne can no longer get high. Plus, Gangnam Style singer PSY is on the phone, and Charlie Sheen is back to his coke and hooker ways!
Sam Lutfi was hoping to score big on this case against Britney Spears.. I mean after all, all he did was help her in her time of need.
He was there when she went all meth crazy and shaved her head. He gave her really bad wigs when she needed to cover up her bald head. He got rid of all the drugs in the house and cleaned up that meth spot on her carpets so her kids wouldn’t start sniffing or munching on her drug carpet. And all he got in return was a punch from her dad, bashed in her mom’s book and no money for all of his hard work.
But despite all the accusations that Sam made during the trial, he didn’t provide any witnesses and his only piece of evidence was a blank Artist Management Agreement contract.
The judge sided with the Spears on this one and dismissed the case because of the lack of evidence. No big pay day for Lutfi. Hopefully he can latch onto Lindsay Lohan or Paris Jackson like he wanted and sucker some money out of them.