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There were a few weddings over the weekend. Still waiting on this Brad and Angie wedding. Will we see them finally say ‘I do’ before the new year? And we are still on the lookout for a Jen and Justin wedding. She’s not going to be fertile forever Justin. Put a ring on it and knock her up while you still can.

Yeah, these weddings are some that you probably don’t care as much about, at least I couldn’t care less, but that doesn’t mean that it won’t be plastered all over our TVs. So get ready to tune in or intentionally skip these nuptials….

Mario Lopez married his baby mama Courtney Mazza on Saturday. They married in Punta Mita, Mexico on creepy guy Joe Francis’ estate. Mario’s bestie Eva Longoria was there, along with about 150 other guests. Mario and Courtney’s 2-year old daughter Gia was the flower girl. And the whole thing was taped for a 2-hour wedding special that will air next Saturday on TLC. Yay?

I wonder if Zack Morris made an appearance to that wedding….

Another wedding that you can look forward to watching on TV is Bachelorette star Ashley Hebert. She married the guy that she gave her final rose to, J.P. Rosenbaum in Pasadena, California. Host Chris Harrison officiated the ceremony and fellow Bachelorette’s Ali Fedotowsky and Emily Maynard were among the guests. No, Emily did not bring a date. That wedding special will air on ABC on December 16^th. Yay?

And you will never believe who is engaged again! Hugh Hefner took back his bride, Crystal Harris and now they are engaged and getting married soon! She is 60 years younger than him by the way.

Hef had a lot that he had to forgive her for. Remember last year, she bailed on him just 5 days before their wedding. She was featured in Playboy as the Runaway Bride. They were filming for their own wedding special when she bailed but they aired it anyway. No reason to waste all of that footage.

She also told Howard Stern that she wasn’t turned on by him and he only lasted two seconds in the bedroom.

But they are going to try this whole wedding thing out again. They are reportedly going to tie the knot on New Years Eve in front of close family and friends rather than 300 guests like they planned the first time.

Crystal swears that she’s going to do it this time. She tweeted, “Dear past, thank you for all the lessons. Dear future, I’m ready.”