Posts Tagged ‘Jennifer Aniston’
Chelsea Handler is dabbling in a new kind of 50 these days. She’s going from 50 Cent to 50 Shades in her new book. She’s writing a parody of 50 Shades of Grey and calling it ’50 Shades of Chartreuse: This Time It’s Personal’.
No word of if it’s going to spill some kinky deets on 50 Cent or her more recent ex, Chateau Marmont owner Andre Balazs… Andre’s rumored to be hooking up with Pippa Middleton. Maybe write them both into the book? Or maybe even divulge in some lovin’ with Jennifer Aniston? Maybe it was Chelsea that put those triplets in Jenn’s belly. (confused? See vid below.) However she paints this porn-like picture, girl will be getting paid! She will be getting a seven-figure deal to write and deliver this book by October of next year.
Now in some other 50 Shades news.. Who is going to be Christian Grey in the movie? Everyone in Hollywood is still vying for that part and now a new Hollywood hunk is making his case on why he should get it!
Everyone has been on the lookout for Brad and Angie’s wedding and whether Jen and Justin are going to beat them down the aisle. Some people may even be on a Justin and Jessica wedding watch. But here’s a wedding that no one even was even expecting… Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds pulled off a secret wedding!
Blake and Ryan have been dating for about a year. Ryan picked up Leo’s sloppy seconds shortly after they met while filming ‘Green Lantern’. They recently bought a home together in New York. Blake has been playing the wifey role for awhile. She brags about cooking for him and caring for their dogs. But now she has that official title that she’s been after.
We never even knew they were engaged. Maybe they weren’t. Maybe they found out that she was pregnant and skipped the whole engagement and just went for the wedding. Or they just did a great job of keeping it from the media.
They got hitched in a secret ceremony at the Boone Hall plantation in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina on Sunday evening. Some locals figured out what was going on. Ryan loves that city and used to take Blake there on dates when they first started dating. He was spotted in town, along with Blake’s parents, and white tents were going up for a special event at Boone Hall so everyone figured out that a big celebrity wedding was about to go down.
Not a lot of details on this super secret wedding but here’s what we got. It was a small ceremony with only 60 of their closest friends and family. Bette Midler and Florence Welch (from Florence + the Machine, she’s besties with Blake) both performed at the ceremony.
This isn’t the first time that they have been accused of secretly tying the knot. It was rumored that they got hitched back in July but that report was premature.
Their reps have yet to confirm their marriage but it looks like it really happened this time.
Congrats! When is the baby due?
Oh it’s so hard to be a filthy rich celebrity.. You can’t just fall in love and get married.
That’s what Jennifer Aniston is finding out. She wants to hurry up and get married because she’s in a rush to adopt some babies (maybe pop out a few before it’s too late?) or beat Brad and Angie down the aisle, depending on who you listen to.
But Jennifer is the breadwinner so she’s got to get her affairs in order. She’s worth $120mil while Justin Theroux is only good for $10.5mil, so she is demanding a prenup! Her lawyers are currently drawing up the demands now but Justin’s not just going to sign anything. He’s gonna need a pay off just in case money bags ever bails on him.
Us Weekly says that they are letting their kiddos decorate for the wedding. They are going to spruce up the chapel with ‘homemade drawings and family photos’. But there may be some familiar faces MIA from the crowd.. They supposedly aren’t going to invite a lot of their celebrity buddies, including George Clooney, because they don’t want anyone else overshadowing the ceremony.
Jennifer Aniston has been deemed ‘unlucky in love’ ever since Brad Pitt dumped her for Angelina Jolie. So when Justin Theroux popped the question last week on his 41st birthday, she burst into tears and eagerly accepted.
They have been wearing matching chunky gold wedding bands on their fingers for months but now Jen got to upgrade to a “a huge emerald-cut diamond [engagement ring] . . . with tapered diamond baguettes on the sides.”
But now that this is definitely going to happen for her, is she trying to rush down the aisle before Brad and Angie?
Doubtful but the tabloids are claiming that they are dueling brides. Jennifer wants to beat them down the aisle. She wants this big, spectacular wedding but Brad and Ang still have the thing that she wants the most, tons of kids. Cute little kiddos are going to MIA from Jen’s wedding while Brad and Angelina’s litter will have various roles in their ceremony.
Don’t worry Jen! You still have time to make a baby! Just get drunk and kinky in a car.. Isn’t that where babies come from?