Posts Tagged ‘Jessica Simpson’
Kim and Kanye have been getting all kind of offers for baby North West’s first pic. Of course, momager Kris Jenner was hoping to debut Nori on her new talk show but Kanye won’t allow it. Then she thought maybe she could show the first exclusive magazine cover… but Kanye’s not doing that either.
Sources say that they were offered $3mil to sell the first pics to an Australian magazine but Kanye turned them down. The source said, “He was serious when he said North isn’t America’s baby, so he may not do anything.”
And then there is Jessica Simpson.. She just had baby #2, a little boy that she named Ace Knute Johnson, but she isn’t getting any offers.
One editor said, “There is nowhere near the interest in Ace as in North. When Jessica sold the first pictures of her daughter to People magazine, the issue did not sell very well. We have all seen the newsstands’ numbers and feel the same will be true for her son.”
Man, what’s the point of having a kid if you can’t money off them immediately? Wait, Jess isn’t a Kardashian so that’s probably not important to her.. But Kris Jenner is probably so mad!
Sources are saying that Jessica was a little hesitant for Justin to knock her up because of the damage it will do to her body. (“Wahhh!” screams Kim Kardashian as she remains shut off from the world until she gets her body back…)
A source said, “Now that they’re married and Justin has made it clear he is devoted to Jess, there is no reason not to start a family. However, she knows her body will take a hit. A lot of her roles are based on sex appeal so she is definitely nervous but she wants this. She’s 100 per cent focused on making it happen.”
I’m glad that Jess came around and has decided to selflessly carry a child for her hubby. Not all pregnancies end in an embarrassing body. Just look at the other Jessicas. Alba remains a MILF after two babies.. And Simpson dropped her weight pretty quickly after baby #1.. We will see how quick she bounces back now that baby Ace is here!
And although there has been no announcement yet, some are speculating that she is already preggers. Apparently she asked her longtime stylist for ”bigger clothes to hide her stomach“.
So if the baby gets daddy’s talents with mommy’s looks, will their baby be a Britney Spears that could actually perform live?
Jessica Simpson has an unusually long gestation period. I think she carried baby Maxwell for close to three years but this pregnancy seemed a little shorter than that. I think this one only dragged on for like a year and a half.
But she finally burst and produced a baby boy yesterday. And they did give him a silly name. They named him Ace Knute Johnson. I think they were leaning towards a more normal name like North but had to make some last minute changes, thanks to Kim Kardashian’s clever baby name.
I kid. I doubt Kim couldn’t even name her baby North with a straight face.
We don’t know what spurred them to go with the name Ace but Knute is the name of Eric‘s grandfather.
Congrats on the new addition Jess and Eric! Can’t wait to see cutie patootie pictures of baby Ace!
Brooke Hogan, the busty blonde daughter of Hulk, got engaged over the weekend. Who even knew (or cared) that she was in a relationship?
She posted this shock-faced pic on Instagram with the caption, “Happiest moment of my LIFE. I am marrying my best friend. I [wouldn't] choose anyone else. I am so lucky and so grateful.”
The lucky groom-to-be is Phil Costa, who is a center and guard for the Dallas Cowboys. Remember back in the day when Jessica Simpson was blamed for everything that went wrong for the Cowboys while she was dating Tony Romo? Maybe Brooke can be the new blame for the Cowboys suckage.. That would make Romo and Jerry Jones happy.
Phil popped the question to Brooke in Vegas Saturday night and slid the ring on her finger after she said yes.
See the pop-the-question pic and ring pic below.