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A lot of people are against the Rihanna/ Chris Brown relationship, including one of their dads.

You would think that Rihanna’s dad would be against Chris because of the whole assault thing but he’s actually on board with their relationship. In one interview, he actually called Rihanna fat and praised Chris. Father of the year?

But it’s actually Chris’ dad Clinton Brown that thinks he can do better than Rihanna. He’s even got a good girl picked out for his son.

Clinton said, “I personally really didn’t want him and Rihanna back together. You have to have someone who is spontaneous and whimsical but you also have to have someone who is grounded and logical.”

He also admitted that he was afraid that their relationship will end in tragedy. He said, “I hate to use examples, but Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse — I mean I could go on and on!”

Then he brought up the whole fighting incident and said that Chris wasn’t the only at fault. He said, “One has to assume because they are back together that [the fight] wasn’t one-sided. You just have to imagine it was a circumstance in which they both had a disagreement.”

He said that if he had to pick someone to be with Chris, he would choose Jordin Sparks because, quote, “she’s a wholesome young lady, very pretty.”

Wow! Daddy Brown wants Chris to be with Jordin! Could he pick a sweeter, more innocent girl? Jordin took off her purity ring for boyfriend Jason Derulo and that’s about as wild as she’s gonna get. Chris would turn her into a weed-loving punching bag if he got a hold of her.

If Chris needed a new girlfriend, I think he’d be a better fit with someone of his violent equivalent, like Lil Kim or Naomi Campbell.