Posts Tagged ‘Kris Jenner’
We all know, and have seen, Kim Kardashian’s dirty tape. She likes to pretend that she didn’t catapult into stardom from a sex tape leaked by her eager-to-be famous mom but we all know the truth.
Well her past almost got erased for good.. except for our memories where that monstrosity will live on forever.
Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has a safe full of stars unedited tapes, including Kim, Kendra Wilkinson, Pam and Tommy Lee, Jimi Hendrix and others. Some of these tapes have never even been released.
But all that goodness nearly got wiped out in a fire over the weekend. Steve’s office caught on fire while he was miles away at a L.A. Clippers game. When he got the 911 call, he hightailed to the office to go save his money shots.. I mean tapes.
And he got there just in time too because the safe was singed but the contents inside were still in tact.
But for someone who wants to distance herself from her past, she sure was quick to pose all 50 Shades of getting Kanyed for a magazine. Smart move for two people with sex tape shame.
Kim and Kanye posed on the cover of a French magazine.. and they look like they are getting it on. Kim’s thrown up against a wall with messy JBF hair and Kanye’s naked back is to the cameras… I guess they are insuring that their unborn daughter will have plenty to be embarrassed about while she’s growing up.
And one last Kardashian tidbit, mama Kris Jenner wants to expand her managerial skills. She not only wants to manage her family, she wants a piece of Kanye’s fortune too.
Sources say that she offered to manage Kanye’s career, not really because she could boost his career but because repping him would do wonders for hers, but Kanye politely declined.
Who would you consider to be the most famous TV mom? You might would think of Carol Brady or Danny Tanner, Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey.. But that’s not who we are talking about here! There’s one infamous TV mom that’s calling out another. Claire Huxtable is throwing Kris Jenner under the horrible mother bus!
Phylicia Rashad, who played Claire Huxtable on the Cosby show for years, said that Kris ‘represents everything shallow and vulgar about Hollywood’.
I don’t know why she would have that idea. Kris is only responsible for launching the family’s career by releasing Kim’s sex tape, she orchestrated Kim’s Playboy shoot, convinced Kourtney to have both of her births televised and probably talked Kim into marrying Kris Humphries for ratings….. Point- Clarie Huxtable.
For the first time since her double whammy health attack, Barbara Walters calls in to The View. Although neither Barbara nor ABC have a clue how to use Skype, we still manage to learn a few new details. Babs explains that unbeknownst to her, she had already contracted the chickenpox virus when she fainted at the British ambassador’s residence (suggesting that was the cause and not clumsiness…nice save Barbara).
She confirms that she did suffer a concussion from the fall, while also revealing that she caught the chickenpox virus by being in the company of ‘someone’ with shingles. (Not to self, stir clear of individuals who look like they may have shingles.)
And..who better to be guest co-hosting the day Barbara calls in than Kris Jenner? Kris starts by passing on get well wishes from her daughters. Babs seems touched/scared they will jinx her recovery. Even from a distance though, Kris still manages to piss off Barbara. After Barbara lets the ladies know that she has not been ‘scratching.’
Joy jokes, “Should I cancel the case of Calamine lotion?”
Kris adds, “Forget Calamine, how about we send her a case of wine?”
Barbara snaps, “I’m not allowed!”
No wonder the Kardashianas careers have taken the odd turns they have…their mother thinks nothing of sending a crate of wine to an 83-year-old woman who is trying to recover from both a concussion and adult chickenpox!
Kris was on the show to clear up some nasty family rumors (the latest ones) and also plug her new talk show. She tells the ladies of The View, “I’m going to need some pointers!” In regard to Kim’s never-ending divorce/annulment dilemma, Kris says it’s been very stressful and that Kim’s doctor told her she needs to take it easy. Kris said that Kris Humphries is a nice guy, but that for Kim to give him an annulment like he wants, she’d have to cop to ‘fraud,’ which Kris says is not true. At the ‘time’ Kim was in love and got married for the right reasons (stupid and in love). As for rumors of her own divorce, she says that is ridiculous, “not in a million, bazillion years” would she divorce Bruce. Does he have a say??
Sounds like the Keeping Up with the Kardashians momager is finally doing something for herself. Kris Jenner will debut her daytime talk show called “Kris” this summer on select Fox-owned stations across the country.
Her show will get a six-week test run and according to a press release, “will offer daytime viewers a daily jolt of celebrity guests, fashion and beauty trends; plus a mix of lifestyle topics – all through the distinctive and unpredictable perspective of Kris Jenner.”
I’m sure she will draw in a slew of guests, most of which have the last name Kardashian… Yay! More Kardashian overkill!
Not only will Kris host her show, but she will also be the executive producer.. which means she’ll get to edit that show just like she does KUWTK.
I guess the good news is that Kris is finally doing something for herself and not just pimping out her hot daughters!
Wonder if she’ll dominate talk-show television like she has reality TV?
Yesterday it came out that Robert Kardashian’s widow, Ellen, released his journal In Touch Weekly.. and it revealed that Kris Jenner was an angry, cheating child abuser back in the day.
Now the tabs are running with the story, saying that the Kardashian girls still carry scars from their abusive childhood.. That’s why they commonly call their mother as ‘Kris’ and not ‘mom’. They have no respect for her, especially Kourtney since she has two kids of her own.
The family rep immediately denied the accusations and now the girls are backing their mother and putting this Ellen woman on blast!
Khloe, who’s had to defend her paternity before because of this woman’s accusations, tweeted, “You should be hiding in shame for all of the lies you sell to tabloids!! 10yrs after my fathers passing & now that she has filed for bankruptcy… NOW she sells FALSE stories. Hope that money buys you water in hell.” She later added, “You have no right to even mention our names especially my mothers! We don’t know you!!! How dare you spread such lies! You are a disgrace.”
Kim retweeted Khloe’s hateful messages and also added, “How can such a piece of trash even mention my father’s name! You married him on his death bed while he was not even aware of his surroundings.”
But Kourtney has remained noticeably quite on the subject.