Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’
On Thursday night, Dina was pulled over for speeding and the cops noticed she was wasted. She blew a .20, which is two times over the legal limit, so they hauled her off her jail. She was later released to a sober third party. Lindsay didn’t bail her out of jail but she was photographed at her mom’s house later that day. Maybe she was sharing her wisdom on how to take a pretty mugshot or something.
Well Dina didn’t check into rehab or stay hidden in her house out of shame. She went out and celebrated her birthday on Sunday with all four of her kids: Lindsay, Ali, Cody and Michael Jr. They all went to this place called ABC Kitchen in New York and no one ordered any alcohol, they just kept sucking down diet cokes and Shirley Temples.
And a witness said that they were all in high spirits and no one even mentioned Dina’s recent arrest.
Lindsay Lohan is being a good little girl, for now. She’s still on her sober streak after leaving rehab over a month ago. But the Lohan trainwreck torch has officially been passed to another member of her family.
Mama Dina Lohan has had an exciting few days.. She appeared on this show called The Test alongside troublesome baby daddy Michael. She was actually challenged to take a drug test on the show but refused. That show aired on Thursday and she looked like a fool. Maybe that’s why she started heavily drinking….
Dina was stopped around 11pm that night for speeding, she was going 77 in a 55, and they busted her for a DUI. She had a blood-alcohol level of .20%, which is twice the legal limit.
She was arrested and booked on two counts of driving while intoxicated and one count of speeding. She was later released to a “sober third party”. Lindsay wasn’t the one that bailed her out. We aren’t sure who did.
Mama Lohan hired Lindsay’s former attorney, Mark Heller, to rep her and he released a poor, pitiful Dina statement. He said, “Dina Lohan is a good person. Her life has been dedicated to her four children. She has worked hard her entire life and she has been a ‘Parent Trapped’ with the entire world watching her in a fishbowl with murky water due to no fault of her own.”
He went on to say that she was taking this matter seriously and he was sure that the courts would treat her fairly since she doesn’t have any priors.
Lindsay later rushed to her mom’s side to support her during the DUI shame. She probably urged her mom to go to rehab since it (finally) worked for her.
Someone paid a lot of money to charity just to be able to stare into Kristen Stewart’s sulk face for a while.
An unidentified prince approached Harvey Weinstein, the producer of the 12-12-12 concert film, during the Toronto International Film Festival screening and he offered up a lot of money to the Hurricane Sandy relief fund if he could get some one-on-one time with Kristen Stewart.
Harvey managed to talk him up a bit and the prince paid HALF A MILLION DOLLARS in advance to get to meet Kristen. She agreed to do it for charity and went to go meet her prince.
According to Harvey, she sat down with him for 15 minutes and then took off. She probably never showed any emotions, didn’t bat her eyes or say thank you.
Boring! She shouldn’t have so quick to brush him off either. She doesn’t have a prince in her life since R.Patz packed up the dogs and left. She shouldn’t be so standoffish when one is actually interested in her.
I just can’t believe that this prince paid half a mil to sit with frowny-faced Kristen Stewart for 15 whole minutes! I would have at least picked a more exciting celeb… like Lindsay Lohan! She loves sugar daddies. She could have possibly made the visit a little more exciting… or at least have entertaining jail or rehab stories.
Lindsay Lohan is acting all sweet and innocent right now. She’s been out of rehab and back to work for about a month now. And she’s been staying pretty good too, probably because she’s got to answer to Oprah.
She’s got this reality show deal with Oprah and they are busy filming her right now. And she’s trying to prove to Oprah and the world that she is changed woman.
But it’s only a matter of time before she goes back to her hard-partying, running over pedestrians, hours late for work ways. Well she’s not out causing problems yet but she’s hanging out at the one place that she doesn’t need to, the club.
She went out on Saturday after the Fashion Week festivities to this new club called Raven in the meatpacking district in NY.
She stayed out all night with this guy that she referred to as her boyfriend. No one is reporting that she was drinking under tables or starting bar fights with other girls, but she is quickly slipping back into her nightlife ways.
She just needs to stay out of the clubs and away from temptation for awhile. It’s going too good for her right now. It would be a shame for her to mess it all up.
Lindsay Lohan gets out of rehab, does one thing right, and now all of sudden she wants to make a career out of it.
Lindsay hosted the Chelsea Lately show just days after leaving rehab and she actually didn’t suck. Now I don’t know how much credit she can actually take for the jokes because I’m sure that was all the writers doings but still, it made her awfully proud.
Chelsea Lately was pretty proud of her too. She allegedly told Lindsay that she was truly talented and maybe she should consider a career in stand-comedy. She even gave her some pointers on how to do it.
And now Lindsay is ready to give it a try and stand up in front of a live studio audience telling jokes. Her management team is even supporting her decision.
But before she gets so sure of herself, maybe she should ask her good friend Charlie Sheen how easy it is to entertain people on a comedy tour. He sure fell flat on his cocaine face when he tried.