Posts Tagged ‘Ashton Kutcher’
Who ever thought that Ashton Kutcher would be winning this much? Not only did he score Mila Kunis, it’s now coming out that he’s the highest paid actor on television. And I don’t think that he’s even that good.
Forbes released the list for TV’s highest paid actors and Ashton tops the list for the second year in a row with $24mil. He’s not near pulling in what Charlie Sheen was a few years ago but then again, Charlie isn’t either. Charlie was raking in $40mil back in his Two and a Half Men days in 2011 but he’s not getting paid nowhere near that now.
Ashton’s Two and a Half costar Jon Cryer comes in at second place with $21mil.
Other names on the list include Neil Patrick Harris ($15mil), Tim Allen ($11mil), and Michael C. Hall and Charlie Sheen at $10mil.
And that little twit that cried about the 2 Men hands that fed him, Angus T. Jones, also raked in $11mil because those numbers were pulled from last year. This year, he won’t be pulling in the same kind of dough since he’s been downgraded to just making occasional appearances on the show.
It’s got to be hard coming up with new material, right? It’s all been said and done before. Well Roseanne Barr doesn’t think that it’s a coincidence that a certain show is using her some of her jokes!
You know who Chuck Lorre is, right? He’s the Two and a Half Men show creator that fired Charlie Sheen, then was very publicly bashed by him. He also used to be an executive producer on the Roseanne show. He’s also responsible for The Big Bang Theory. In other words, he’s got lots of successful show creds.
Well Roseanne noticed that Ashton Kutcher used a line during Two and a Half Men that she’s been using in her standup for years.
Ashton, or Walden, was talking about what it was like to get old. He said, “I’d imagine that you’re wet in the places you used to be dry, and dry in the places you used to be wet.”
Roseanne’s been using that line in her standup since 2006 while talking about her menopause.
She tweeted, “Comics: Begin watching Chuck Lorre’s shows to see if he steals your material as he does mine . . . I can see Chuck in the [writers'] room [saying] ‘Guys, let’s be careful when lifting jokes from comics . . . don’t steal copyrighted HBO special jokes, be more discreet.”
A few hours later though, she cooled off and decided that maybe it was just a coincidence. She tweeted, “I forgive Ashton and Chuck! It’s probably one of their writers’ fault!”
This story is really sweet.. but I think it’s a little bittersweet too.
Mila Kunis was only 14 years old when she starred in That 70’s Show. They were looking for someone that was at least 18 but Mila really wanted the gig. She kept insisting that she “would be 18”, just never said that wouldn’t be for another 4 years. She was persistent and adorable so they gave her the part.
And on the show is where she got her first kiss from her now current boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher. Mila didn’t tell him it was her first kiss because she didn’t want him to make a big deal about it. Ashton might have refused if he knew about it because he didn’t want to steal her first kiss.
Ashton said, “I’m so glad I didn’t know that or it would’ve been too much pressure. I was so nervous. She acted so cool. She seemed as if she’d done it a thousand times. I was the one with the butterflies in my stomach. I mean, here’s this little girl and I have to kiss her. It was nerve-racking.”
I think that is so cool that she got her first kiss from her (hopefully) future husband. I think that they have the longevity to make it forever, which is near impossible in celebrity world.
But I think it’s bittersweet because they could have been together this whole time rather than go through a few failed relationships before finding their way back to each other. I’m not saying that their previous relationships were mistakes but it was a failed effort. They could have skipped all the heart ache and just been together since they were kids.
But is it better to have loved and lost or just have one long true love?
Well now this little love story just got a even more twisted.. Demi is now dating Harry’s 66-year old dad, Peter Morton.
Demi and Peter met after being introduced through Harry. They hit it off and Harry probably asked his dad to take this crazy chick off his hands. He and Demi had only dated for six months and broke up back in May, but she seems like she would be a stage-five clinger.
So when Demi and Peter met and had this instant attraction, I guess Harry gave his dad the go-ahead to date her. And they have been quietly dating for several months now.
A source said that Harry “is very charismatic” and that’s what she loves about him. They also described him as a “go-getter.” The source also said that he is keeping Demi “very grounded” and he is “learning from her spirituality”.
Harry has even already met her three children.. and I’m pretty sure he hasn’t even dated any of them.
I say this with a heavy heart because she was Kidd Kraddick’s self-proclaimed fake ex-girlfriend but Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market. She’s been dating this French artsy dude named Romain Dauriac for a little under a year and he proposed to her about a month ago.
She showed up to the Venice International Film Festival sporting a vintage Art Deco diamond engagement ring (SEE PIC). Her rep released a statement saying, “I can confirm that Scarlett and Romain are engaged. They haven’t chosen a date for the wedding.”
This of course will be marriage #2 for her. She was once upon a time married to Ryan Reynolds but that was short-lived.
But two things about that… 1- Is Ashton even divorced? I don’t think so. Demi Moore is holding out for a big payday. She scored mega millions ($90mil!) in her first divorce and she thinks she should in this one too since he not only cheated, he also started a few successful business ventures while they were still married.
And 2- What makes you think that Mila Kunis, the hottest girl alive according to several magazines, would settle for a simple gold engagement band. No diamond = no love. Either she’s doing this as a publicity stunt (she was wearing a Batman shirt a few days ago.. Vying to get on the Batman series with Ben Affleck?) or she’s just trying to stick it to Demi. That ring could be a “move on because we have” message to the ex-wife.