Posts Tagged ‘Jersey Shore’
Dancing with the Stars is a show that is way past its prime! The show should have just called it quits long ago, along with American Idol, but sometimes it’s just not easy to walk away from a once successful show… unless you come to terms that it is Jersey Shore.
Is there anything that could save this show? Maybe it get more redneck-ignition if they white-trashed it up a little bit.
An insider told New York Daily News that ABC is interested in snagging Honey Boo Boo’s mom, Mama June.. Just imagine, she dropped 100 pounds doing nothing…. She would drop a Kirstie Alley size if she joined that show!
TLC quickly squashed the Mama Boo Boo rumors though. A spokesperson for the network said that the rumors weren’t true… which pretty much means they told ABC to find their own white trash side show attraction.
Lindsay Lohan is just unlucky in the life department right now.
She’s always engaged in ongoing court battles. She survives from pimping herself to three rich men.. but she’s not doing a good enough job because she’s either living at home with mommy or crashing on a friends couch, depending on which Lohan lie you choose to believe. Either way, that sucks.
And now she got dumped. Well I don’t know how serious this relationship really was but Lindsay sure seemed into it.
She followed the Wanted around, slapped a gypsy, went to jail and posted little flirty messages on Twitter to let the world know that she and Max George were a couple.
Well now Max is finally addressing their little hookup and he made it sound like its over. He said that he and Lindsay had a ‘little snog’, which is Brit lingo for ‘making out’.. Then he said, “She’s a friend of all of ours and she is a lovely girl. We wish her the best wherever she is.”
But Lindsay just drowned her sorrow in some booze and another guy’s face.
She spent Friday night sucking face with this DJ at a club in New York. It was a 22-year old male DJ named Julian Cavin. A source said that it’s too early to call it a relationship but they spend all weekend together and are seeing each other.
Jersey Shore is coming to an end after this presumably boring season. Is anyone even watching that show anymore? I mean, Snooki’s still pregnant, Jwoww still can’t move her plastic face, the Situation is still the Situation but now he’s sober… I was done with that show a few seasons ago but now MTV finally accepted the fact that the show is over and canceled it… But unfortunately, some of the cast will live on for while longer with their own show.
Snooki and Jwoww are keeping their spinoff show but I think they will eventually phase Jwoww out and just focus on Snooki’s dysfunctional family. No word on if Pauly D’s spinoff show got renewed for another season.
And now another Jersey Shore member is getting their own show… Vinny Guadagnino is getting a reality/ talk show. It’s not gonna be taped in a studio audience while he does an Ellen dance around the crowd. It’s going to take place in his family home on Staten Island while his family is present. The guests will not only have to answer questions from Vinny but also his mom Paula and his ‘party boss’ Uncle Nino.
The press release says that the show will consist of ‘family, food and big friggin’ stars’. There is no premiere date for the show as of yet.
I don’t know which I’m the most NOT excited about… Vinny’s talk show, Jwoww’s wedding or another season of Married to Jonas.
Yesterday on Ellen, Mike the Situation claimed to be clean and sober for the past 8 months, but now US Weekly is claiming he was boozing it up last week. The mag said that Mike was seen at the London Hotel in West Hollywood “downing so many cocktails he could barely stand.” Hmm…maybe Mike doesn’t know that when you’re counting days, you have to include the nights??
Mike’s rep is denying the report though saying, “He was in a cabana with twelve other people and there was a pitcher of sangria for the other people,” the rep said in a statement. “He did not drink any alcohol.”
That said, Mike told MTV News back in May that alcohol was never a problem for him, ”It was strictly painkillers…I was the guy that was the ladies man. You know, you can’t get girls if you can’t speak to them. So drinking was definitely not an issue for me.”
Hmmm, maybe Mike had a change of heart since May and decided that being a sloppy drunk was worth a shot??
Mike appeared on Ellen with Ronnie and Paulie D, or MVP MRP. Both of his Jersey Shore roomies expressed their sincerest gratitude that Mike was able to pull his head out of his a** and ask for some help. They like the Sober Situation much better.
Pauly D then went on to make his own startling admission—he has O.C.D. His disease of obsessive compulsion takes him to some very low places… like choosing a girlfriend based solely on how neatly she makes her bed.
As for Ronnie—he was too busy taking his clothes off for Ellen—to expose his deep dark secrets. Ronnie jumped at the chance to rip off his shirt and show off his pecks when Ellen offered to donate $1,000 to Breast Cancer Research (since it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month) if one of the guys took off his shirt. Ellen barely had the words out of her mouth when Ronnie grabbed his shirt collar. Mike and Paulie D didn’t dare fight, yoked out, Ron for the philanthropic opportunity.
The sixth and final season of Jersey Shore premieres TONIGHT at 10PM.
Well now another Bachelorette is proving that she found true love on television with a big televised wedding! Ashley Hebert, who was last summer’s Bachelorette, is marrying her chosen fiancé, J.P. Rosenbaum, in December… and their wedding will be made into a TV special. There is no airdate as of yet.
And with the shows proven success rate, or likely because the Jersey Shore is taking a much needed permanent break from television, Mike the Situation wants his chance to find love on the Bachelor. He said that he wants to be on the show because it will focus on his personal life and not just his partying.
But really he just probably wants to see how many contestants he could hook up with. Aren’t most of them easy anyway?
Please don’t pick him to be a Bachelor.. His season would be just like another season of Jersey Shore…. Just a bunch of wasted girls looking for fame by hooking up with the Situation.