Posts Tagged ‘Joan Rivers’
Lots of celebrities saying, “Screw this! I’m out!”.. The first dumped victim (aka the least interesting celeb) that I’m putting out on Splits street is.. Ashley Judd.
She and her racecar driver hubby Dario Franchitti are getting divorced after 12 years of marriage. A rep for the couple released a statement saying, “We have mutually decided to end our marriage. We’ll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity, and respect we have always enjoyed.”
They tweeted each other saying “Family Forever” after the announcement.. but divorce is also forever.
I’m just speculating but I wonder if his decision had to do with her surgery face.. I would wanna bail too before the wife axe-identally turned into Joan Rivers.
2nd split- Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. He left his baby mama and gf of 14 years to be with Amber, lavished her with rich people gifts (poetry, a horse, an island)… then she dumped him for another woman. She’s rumored to be dating model Marie de Villepin.. I guess converting the gays is a hard job, even for Johnny Depp.
This isn’t the first time that Zayn has been accused (confronted!) of cheating on GF Perrie Edwards. Well this time, he hooked up with this waitress named Courtney Webb. They hooked up and she took pics of him while he sleeping.. and she posted them after she was told to put on her clothes and leave.
Well now, Courtney is receiving death threats. She said, “I was expecting some abuse but it has got out of control. I’ve had hundreds of calls from all over the world. One American girl left me six voicemails in an hour saying she was going to kill me. It’s really scary.”
Rihanna opened up to Oprah about her relationship with Chris Brown and a lot of people were disgusted that she admitted to still being in love with him. Joan Rivers is lashing out on Twitter with her distaste for Rihanna’s confession.
She ignited a war with Rihanna when she tweeted, “Rihanna confessed to Oprah Winfrey that she still loves Chris Brown. Idiot! Now it’s MY turn to slap her.” Rihanna responded with some old lady comments, tweeting, “Joan Rivers wow u really do get slow when you’re old huh?” Then she deleted that one, but replaced it with this . . . “Slap on some diapers.”
They went go-kart racing during the day and hit up the Playhouse nightclub in Hollywood later that night. Rob does already have a girlfriend. He’s been dating Rita Ora since December and they recently got each other’s names tattooed on their hands.
But it’s not like having a girlfriend is going to stop Rihanna. Just ask Chris Brown’s other half, Karrueche Tran.
Stacy looked beautiful in her Grecian-style Marchesa gold gown. Many stylists tried to get the gown for their clients, but Stacy was the winner since the designer knew that she would be on the red carpet next to George Clooney.
But here’s what Joan had to say about the dress, “I love the gold color of the dress and I’m a bit sad for Stacy, since it’s the color of a wedding ring she’ll never get from him.”
She also slammed Angelina Jolie and her jutted leg pose. She said, “Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed. She took herself right out of that super star category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out what she looks like. I always think that Angelina is wonderful and gorgeous but that prosthetic leg ruined it for me.”
Angie’s leg has been plastered all over the internet since she debuted it at the Oscars. Check out some fun pictures of her leg below!
Joan Rivers revealed the reason that Madonna insists on keeping those hands covered up. Joan said, “She’s not picking up the glove from Michael Jackson, she’s trying to hide those wrinkly old hands. Believe me, you can hide a lot of things, but the hands always give it away.”