Posts Tagged ‘Justin Bieber’
Justin Bieber wanted to assure his fans that he doesn’t tick off every country that he visits. In Argentina, he angered fans after disrespecting their flag by kicking it off the stage. In Brazil, when he wasn’t’t busy with the hookers, he was busy breaking laws by spraying graffiti on their walls.
But he wanted everyone to know that every country doesn’t hate him. He bragged that he actually met some cool fans and the President of Mexico before his show in Mexico City.
Bieber tweeted, “Just met some amazing Mexican beliebers and the president of Mexico and his familia.”
President Enrique Pena Nieto caught wind of this and called the Biebs out for lying. The pres tweeted a denial, saying, uh, never met the kid.
Justin then felt a little silly and corrected himself. He said that he had met the president’s family and friends in a private meet-and-greet.
I guess the only person that wants to claim Justin Bieber is that one Brazilian prostitute.
Justin Bieber had an epic party over the weekend that resulted in the cops being called on him THREE times! He had all of his guests sign a confidentiality agreement, saying that they had to fork over $3mil if they released any details, pictures, videos, whatever of the party. You would think that $3mil would entice them to keep their mouths closed… but it didn’t. Someone released some sweet details on this super epic party.
Justin hired 20 “big booty strippers” and that inspired other ladies to start taking their clothes off too.
Bieber was allegedly making it rain all night. He spent around $10k on the ladies. Snoop supposedly spent most of the party playing strip beer pong with the ladies.
And he took care of his guests too. There were three open bars and plenty of weed for them to smoke.
But whoever is spilling the deets on his party could be facing a steep fine thanks to that $3mil confidentiality agreement. If they can nail down who’s blabbing their mouth, that person could be fined.
Taylor Swift writes albums about her ex-boyfriends. We all know this. She’s got to be the most famous single person, besides George Clooney and Cameron Diaz..
Well everyone knows that she wrote the Red album about Jake Gyllenhaal. Taylor won’t admit it. Even though she kisses and writes about it, she never actually tells but we all have it figured out. The Red album is all about her precious Jake… We think.
So he figured it out too and took it like a champ. After listening to the Red album, he (assuming it was him) called her up to talk about the album.
Taylor revealed to New York Magazine, “I heard from the guy that most of ‘Red’ is about. He was like, ‘I just listened to the album, and that was a really bittersweet experience for me. It was like going through a photo album.’
“That was nice. Nicer than, like, the ranting, crazy emails I got from this one dude. It’s a lot more mature way of looking at a love that was wonderful until it was terrible, and both people got hurt from it.
“But one of those people happened to be a songwriter. So what are you going to do? Did you not Wikipedia me before you called me up?”
So Jake handled the album well… But who was it didn’t take the musical revenge as well? Let’s dissect her boyfriends.
She’s dated Harry Styles, Taylor Lautner, Conor Kennedy, John Mayer and Joe Jonas. I’m going to guess that it wasn’t Harry Styles that called her up ranting and raving because he’s handled her public jabs very gracefully. The only other singers are Joe Jonas and John Mayer. Joe seems mature, John does not. I’m going to guess that it was John that didn’t handle her song choices very well. He is the one that recently retaliated with a line about Taylor in his song Paper Doll.
Who do you think she was talking about? And how would you react if someone wrote a song about you?
About 100 people were there, including Snoop Lion. He made all the guests and workers sign a confidentiality agreement, saying that they would have to pay $3mil if they mentioned the party, posted about it, took pictures.. or recorded a video of him sleeping after as Brazilian hooker left his bedroom.
Justin’s party lasted well into the next morning and it was causing such a disturbance that the neighbor called the cops on him three times.
Now this is the neighbor that Justin has bad blood with. It’s the same guy that Bieber spit in his face when he was confronted about his reckless driving through the neighborhood.
The neighbor called the cops at 1 a.m., 3 a.m. and 5:30 a.m. The cops didn’t do anything the first two visits, even though they could smell marijuana at the party. They just told them to keep the partying down.
But by the third time that they were called out there, they were starting to lose their patience. They didn’t arrest anyone but they did ticket Bieber for disturbing the peace. They will write a full report on the incident, then decide whether to send it to LA County DA for possible prosecution.
He said, “If you’re famous, I don’t—for the life of me—I don’t understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. Why on God’s green earth would you be on Twitter? Because first of all, the worst thing you can do is make yourself more available, right? Because you’re going to be available to everybody.”
“So one drunken night, you come home and you’ve had two too many drinks and you’re watching TV and somebody pisses you off, and you go ‘Ehhhhh’ and fight back. And you go to sleep, and you wake up in the morning and your career is over. Or you’re an a–hole. Or all the things you might think in the quiet of your drunken evening are suddenly blasted around the entire world before you wake up. I mean, when you see, like, Ashton Kutcher coming out going, you know, ‘Everybody leave Joe Paterno alone,’ or whatever he said, you just go, ‘Fifteen minutes longer and a thought process and probably you wouldn’t have done that.’”
He makes a good point.. How many times has Kim Kardashian gotten crucified on Twitter for posting about ‘no justice’ in response to the Treyvon Martin trial or for posting a big butt selfie. And how many selfies does Justin Bieber have to post of himself? It’s too big of a platform for these celebs to make a fool of themselves.. and to feed their egos even more.
With that being said, I am going to share this story on Twitter because, let’s be honest, it is perfectly written and a must read. And I’ll probably post a couple of selfies of me driving in my car because that’s important too.