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You know how sometimes you see something so horrifying that you can’t look away? Like if you witness an awful wreck. You see someone injured, getting taken away in a gurney, the car smashed to smithereens but you can’t peel your eyes away.. then you bump the car in front of you because you were being to nosy? No? No one else?
Now let’s bring in Snooki during childbirth. This is kind of the same thing. You don’t wanna watch but you kind of have to because of some morbid curiosity of how she’s going to look. Will she be in a leopard print hospital gown? Will the production crew reapply her makeup and lash glue between pushes or is she going to have this baby the all natural, ugly way?
The preview for the new season of ‘Snooki & Jwoww’ shows a short glimpse into Snooki’s delivery… and sorta teases the other ‘surprise’ coming up this season, Jwoww’s engagement.
Excited? Care? Gonna watch?
Me neither.
Leave a commentJersey Shore is coming to an end after this presumably boring season. Is anyone even watching that show anymore? I mean, Snooki’s still pregnant, Jwoww still can’t move her plastic face, the Situation is still the Situation but now he’s sober… I was done with that show a few seasons ago but now MTV finally accepted the fact that the show is over and canceled it… But unfortunately, some of the cast will live on for while longer with their own show.
Snooki and Jwoww are keeping their spinoff show but I think they will eventually phase Jwoww out and just focus on Snooki’s dysfunctional family. No word on if Pauly D’s spinoff show got renewed for another season.
And now another Jersey Shore member is getting their own show… Vinny Guadagnino is getting a reality/ talk show. It’s not gonna be taped in a studio audience while he does an Ellen dance around the crowd. It’s going to take place in his family home on Staten Island while his family is present. The guests will not only have to answer questions from Vinny but also his mom Paula and his ‘party boss’ Uncle Nino.
The press release says that the show will consist of ‘family, food and big friggin’ stars’. There is no premiere date for the show as of yet.
I don’t know which I’m the most NOT excited about… Vinny’s talk show, Jwoww’s wedding or another season of Married to Jonas.
Leave a commentTo clarify, it’s not Cherry-infused Vodka that’s on the rocks, it’s their relationship. Snooki and baby daddy, Jionni are apparently having trouble adjusting to parenthood. Get out of town! The two of THEM? It’s tough for normal people…
Snooki and her fiancé have appeared to be the perfect couple as they’ve hit the chat show circuit to promote her new reality show Snooki & JWoww, which has already been renewed for a second season. But sources told Star magazine that, the couple are only staying together for fame.
Reports say that the underlying issue is that Jionni is frustrated with Snooki for wanting to go out and party; only she thinks it is he, who is not shaping up and pulling his weight as a father. Apparently Jionni pretends he “can’t hear Lorenzo screaming for attention.”
Wow. Okay. So, let’s get this straight. They’re both still immature and still craving the spotlight/strobe light. This is about as shocking as Joe Simpson’s overnight transformation into Gay Man of the Year. Actually, it is not at all surprising. However, even if it wasn’t Snooki—the first year as a parent, ain’t easy. We hope they can stick it out and rise to the challenge.
By the way, Jionni claims “the only reason he’s laid off helping so much is to force her to do more.”
Maybe this terrible storm will knock some sense into them??
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Miley Cyrus isn’t just gearing up for just one wedding to her fiancé Liam Hemsworth.. She’s planning three big ol’ weddings.
She wants to have a wedding in Los Angeles, her hometown in Tennessee and one in Liam’s home country of Australia.. and she’s going to wear a different dress to each ceremony.
She’s working with designers on separate wedding dresses to show off her super slim figure and has budgeted $1mil for their worldwide ceremony. (“Three weddings for $1mil. My one wedding was $6.5!” –Jessica Timberlake).
The wedding extravaganza is rumored to take place next year.
And if you are wondering about Jwoww and Roger’s wedding (not), they haven’t made a lot of plans yet because they are waiting to find out if they will televise the whole thing for a wedding special.
Is she even relevant enough to have a televised wedding? I guess if someone gave Shannon Doherty a wedding special, the washed up Jersey Shore bride deserves one too.
But Jwoww did say that she’s looking at places in Vegas that can hold as many people as she wants and Snooki will be the maid of honor. Oh and she wants it to be like a 3 or 4 day party.
Weddings are usually a drag. Only an evil bride would want to drag out the torture for several days.
Need a reminder of Jwoww’s awful engagement pic? See that below.
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UPDATE- Called it. Jwoww and Roger sold their story to In Touch, confirming that they got engaged during the sky dive. They didn’t say anything interesting in the interview except that she told him to get her a big ring and he did. It’s 5 carats surrounded by another 2.5 carats of pink and white diamonds. MTV said, “After seeing the ring all we can say is JWOWW.”
See a pic of the ring below.
Congrats! Hopefully she’s giving it up now Roger.
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Move over Kim Kardashian. Your mega expensive, time consuming, short lived televised wedding is about to get blown out of the water by a big Jersey Shore double wedding.. At least, that’s how we picture it in our head.
Jwoww and Roger Matthews just got engaged, according to sources. Here’s how it went down. Jwoww and Rog were skydiving. They jumped out of the plane and once they landed, he got down on one knee and popped the question. And of course, she said yes.
But they did this while filming season 2 of ‘Snooki &JWOWW’, so don’t expect to see the ring. Sources are saying they are waiting to reveal it on the show.
Now the couple hasn’t confirmed the news yet (prob gonna sell the story to the tabs this week) but they haven’t denied it yet either. The last time it was rumored they were engaged, they quickly shot down those reports.
But here’s where it gets fun. Snooki and Jwoww can televise their double Shore wedding on MTV. The wedding theme will be animal print, the girls will walk down the aisle to club music (courtesy of Pauly D) and instead of exchanging rings, they will exchange fist pumps.
As bad as this sounds, Snooki has actually said that she wants an animal print, club-themed wedding complete with strobe lights.
Sigh. They do it differently in Jersey. See the ring now!
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