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Weird that he’s giving interview now. When WE called him this morning, he had nothing to say. Huffff.

But of course, Lindsay Lohan doesn’t toot without her proud papa Michael commenting on it. So now he’s talking about her latest arrest and surprise, it’s all Dina’s fault.

Quick recap- Lindsay was arrested at 4 a.m. this morning after assaulting a lady at the club. She was arrested as she was trying to get away and taken to jail in handcuffs, while crying that it wasn’t fair. See the vid of that HERE.

Well now, Michael is commenting on her latest arrest. In a series of tweets, he wrote, “This is for ALL parents who go or went thru the same! Please don’t make the mistakes! Do you see what I mean when our children don’t have BOTH parents there for them and on the same page! I have tried and tried but takes two! I have been trying for years and especially over the past two weeks but my pleas have gone unheard Children need BOTH PARENTS, not alienation.”

Does his cry for a two parent household mean that he plans to stay with baby mama (due any day) Kate Major for forever so this child doesn’t turn out to be a screw up? Or what about that 17-year old daughter that the DNA test confirmed was his? Gonna go get back with that baby mama before it’s too late for her?

Sigh. The Lohans are overpopulating the world worst than the Kardashians.

Then Michael gave an exclusive interview to Radar Online and that’s where he started playing the blame game.

He said, “Both (Dina) and Lindsay are in a dark place. I TOLD you exactly what would happen and YOU KNOW I was trying to get Dina on board with me for a long time, especially the last two weeks. Lindsay is acting out in numerous ways because she needs us and internally she’s hurt and angry! Again, it’s ALL on Dina and I wish to God she would stop and resolve things with us to do the same for our children.”

I’m not saying that both of her parents aren’t partially at fault for her being a total screw up but mama didn’t make her sucker punch some girl at the club. Mama was probably at home boozing and doing it up by herself. Lindsay is the one that constantly gets herself in trouble and will maybe have to serve some time in jail, not mama.

But thanks for finally speaking out on the matter Michael.

Just yesterday we were bragging (sorta) on Lindsay Lohan for actually being in the news for something good.. If you wanna call it that. The trailer for her new movie ‘The Canyons’ came out yesterday and we were so proud of Lilo for being noticed for her work and not just for putting on a personal life sideshow.

But that was yesterday. Today, the Lohan crew came out to cray.

Lindsay was partying it up til the wee hours of the morning with her mama Dina at the Electric Room nightclub in NYC. Dina’s never been a role model, she was completely waste-faced and acting a fool. Lindsay was probably wasted on things other than alcohol… The ladies shut the club down and left around 4 a.m.

They hopped in Lindsay’s limo and that’s when things turned sour. They started arguing over where to go next. Lindsay just wanted to take the limo to her hotel but Dina wanted to go to her Long Island house so she didn’t have to pay a taxi to take her home later.

Dina won the argument and somewhere along the way to her house, they started fighting each other. Lindsay, always being the victim, walked away with a scratch and a broken bracelet. Someone ended up calling 911 for help. They said that Lindsay was being held against her will by Dina and the driver. The cops showed up and took a domestic incident report but no arrests were made.

Guess all the Lohan’s are above the law… Well, except for daddy Michael. He’s served some time and will continue to pay for his punishments as long as he’s procreating with that Kate Major chick.

So the whole fam is officially crazy. So what’s the next step? Sounds like mama Lohan is about the check into rehab. Maybe Lindsay can recommend a good one since she’s frequented a few.

**UPDATE- Radar Online got the scoopage on what started this throwdown. Apparently, Lindsay let Dina borrow $40k. After their night of mother-daughter clubbing, she told Dina that she wanted the money back and that’s when the fight began.