Posts Tagged ‘Kendall Jenner’
Don’t you hate it when skinny people complain about being too skinny?
That’s what 17-year old Kendall Jenner is doing. She complained to Harpers Bazaar that she’s criticized for being too skinny even though she’s tried to pack on the pounds.
She said, “I’m trying to gain weight but my body won’t let it happen. What people don’t understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat, it’s not a nice feeling.”
Meanwhile, her preggo sissy Kim Kardashian is only indulging in celery and carrots but giving off the illusion that she’s put on 60 pounds of pregnancy weight. And Rob Kardashian is still trying to drop the 40 pounds that he put on after breaking up with Rita Ora. Bet they wish someone would call them too skinny right about now.
Aww. Pretty rich girl problems.
I think she looks great! She’s been blessed with those beauty genes. I would love to have the ‘too skinny’ problem.
Jaden Smith isn’t the only one carrying on a dating life in London.
Now this is the second Jenner sister that Jaden has scored. He was linked to Kendall last year. Wouldn’t it be funny if Jaden was responsible for the take down of the Kardashian empire because he got in between the two sisters? Nothing like a little sister betrayal to tarnish the brand.
Will and Nicole got close and spent plenty of time together last year while they were promoting their movie Men in Black III. Now they were maybe rekindling that romance again in London. Sources say they two of them were carrying on their own date while Jaden was macking on Kylie.
And when Will left the restaurant, Nicole suspiciously left just minutes later.
The Kardashian‘s have unveiled their family’s annual Christmas card… and it’s kinda hokey.
Usually, their cards are dramatic are eye-catching. Halloween hooks up with Christmas and they make a sexy photo together. But this year’s card looks more like a New Year’s ad for discount headphones.
Momager Kris Jenner may only be holding onto to her marriage because it’s better for the family business but she still has strong morals… and only baby daddies and hubbies are allowed in the picture!
So then why wasn’t Kris Humphries in it? He’s still legally bound to Kim and that would spice up the lackluster card.
What do you think of this year’s card?
This isn’t the first time we’ve heard that Bruce is plotting his divorce to Kris. It was reported just last month that he was secretly consulting with divorce lawyers. He’s tired of being Kris’ doormat and doesn’t trust her since she’s been flirting (cough- hoeing!) with her past flame Todd Waterman, the man she cheated on first husband Robert Kardashian with. He thinks that it is time to end his miserable marriage but he wants to take his daughters with him.
Bruce says that Kris is putting 17-year old Kendall and 15-year old Kylie’s career ahead of their childhood. They got into a huge fight about it and he stormed out of their house. Now he’s scoping out a new place to live, far far away from the evil grip of Kris. And according to the family source, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob are siding with him in the divorce. Really, who could blame him?
We would look to Bruce for a reaction or a sign but his face hasn’t moved in years.
But it’s not just going to be easy for Bruce to walk away from this 21-year marriage. They have a $155mil fortune to split up, plus the poor boy has to be scared for his life. He’s going to have to pull off a surprise divorce, Katie Holmes style.
Because what’s worse than being married to Kris Jenner? Divorcing her. Imagine all the bickering and bashing that would come along with that.
Maybe they would get their own divorce special. I’d tune into that before I’d watch another one of Kim‘s weddings.
**Interesting side note- I just searched through Kris’ whole instagram and there’s not one photo of her and Bruce together but she’s got tons of photos with everyone else. Evidence?
Umm, not sure where to start with this one… Someone seems to have led the Kardashians to believe that a mock gangsta rap video—featuring the entire family—would be a good idea.
No doubt CPS has received numerous calls upon the video’s release to remove younger sisters Kylie (14) and Kendall (16) from the family crazy house. The tortured teens and their older sisters were assigned the role of skanky rap video vixens; though there are several inconsistencies – like the Dolce and Gabbana silk muumuus and Kourtney’s adorable baby bump.
Once again though, Bruce Jenner proves he is the only family member with genuine talent – performing a killer bongo solo on his wife’s bum. Speaking of derrières, you’ll experience a dangerously close encounter with Kim’s (on this wacky ride). Khloe and Lamar (wisely) are not featured, not even in hologram-form.
The video is set to Notorious B.I.G.‘s ’Hypnotize’ (WARNING: unbleeped) and took place during the Kardashian’s recent vacation in the Dominican Republic.
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