Posts Tagged ‘Linda Hogan’
Now this is an end of the year list that I can get behind. E! rounded up their lists of top celebrity mugshots of the year. I love making fun of people’s mugshots! Sometimes on a rainy day, I like to flip through my photo album of Lindsay Lohan’s mugshots for fun. She doesn’t make this year’s list but plenty of other familiar faces do.. Let’s go.
#1- Randy Travis for public intoxication.. Twice. One time he was naked and the other time he was fighting at the church. Found guilty of having a good time!
#2- Shaun White- He was arrested for vandalism and public intoxication after he pulled the fire alarm in a Nashville hotel and tried to take off. His glorious mugshot includes a nasty black eye. Never knew that ging had a wild streak.
#3- Russell Brand- He was arrested for criminal damage after he threw a paps cell through a window. Story would have been better if he through Katy Perry’s current boyfriend John Mayer through the window.
#4- Amber Portwood- I skim past every story I read about her. All I know is she has a kid, a baby daddy and keeps going to jail. Pathetic. This mugshot was for contempt of court.
#5- Amanda Bynes- DUI. Her purple hair in the mugshot should have been another offense. But once she was arrested, her craziness came out in full force. She’s kept my job entertaining ever since.
Linda Hogan‘s REPULSION is less about having to see Hulk‘s bare a$$ again and more about the deception, she always sensed, but for the first time was seeing with her own eyes. Her marriage to Hulk may be over NOW, but it WASN’T at the time of the recording. To make matters worse, Heather Clem was her friend.
Linda told Radar Online, “I knew something was going on behind my back, I just didn’t know it was so close to home …Watching them turned my stomach.” She added, “He couldn’t even look me in the eye sometimes during our relationship, and I bet he thought I was too busy to notice his lies.”
Linda also took the liberty of rating Hulk’s performance in the bedroom, “He didn’t appear to be a stud muffin in the sack did he?”
Linda hasn’t let her last marriage stop her from finding love again though. Like all the cougars who’ve gone before her, Linda got engaged to her MUCH younger boyfriend Charlie Hill and even signed up to be a part of the TLC’s Brides of Beverly Hills.
She said, “I didn’t get to do all those fun things when I married the Hulkster… So I went to see Renee Strauss and she gave me all of these beautiful dresses to try on and I loved it.”
Only problem…dress shopping was cut short when she realized…there was no way she could marry a child. Linda said that her hunky young boyfriend saved her when she was at her lowest point following her divorce, but that the relationship had to end.
Meanwhile, in regard to the unfortunate (for us) sex tape, Gawker has filed the following response to Hulk Hogan’s $100 million lawsuit against the website:
This case involves exaggerated claims that a ‘sex tape’ which depicts roughly nine seconds of sexual activity in extremely grainy footage amid otherwise uneventful conversation – warrants the award of $100,000,000, the imposition of a constructive trust, the disclosure of a confidential source, and the entry prior restraint in derogation of the First Amendment. Given that Gawker played no role in recording the original video, the prior extensive news reporting about it, and the limited excerpts that Gawker posted, plaintiff is not entitled to such extraordinary relief, and his motion should be denied in it’s entirety.
His partner was Heather Clem, who was married to Bubba the Love Sponge at the time. Understandably, she’s a little embarrassed now that people are seeing what was supposed to be a private tape.. Wouldn’t you be embarrassed if everyone saw you did it with the Hulk?
Well the whole video isn’t available just yet. Gawker just posted a few stills and a one minute video of their rendezvous but companies are begging Hulk for the rights to release the tape. Right now, he’s threatening legal action and not taking up any offers.
One person who isn’t impressed is Hulk’s ex wife Linda. She said that she wasn’t really shocked about it and called the sexual encounter ‘a little twisted’. Then she drank away the pain and was popped for a DUI in the early hours of Thursday morning.
She was pulled over for speeding and the cops made her take a breathalyzer test after they smelled alcohol. She blew a .084 so they arrested her. Linda said that she drank a glass of champagne on an empty stomach at a jewelry function. That countered with her medicine got her a little tipsy. She was released hours later on a $5k bail.
The only thing that’s looking good for Linda right now is her return to reality TV. Wait, no, that’s pretty pathetic too. She’s going to be on TLC’s show ‘Brides of Beverly Hills’, even though she is not preparing for another wedding.
She was actually asked to be on the show when she was still engaged to 23-year old Charley Hill. They broke off the engagement back in May but she still wants to film her search for the perfect wedding dress! She says the special will show all aspects of a wedding, including one that fell through.