Posts Tagged ‘Mike the Situation’
Mike tweeted, “Yeah babe call me maybe: 732-939-2906-dm, don’t give out, Sitch.”
That was meant to be sent directly to a lady friend, but instead Situation accidentally sent it out to his 1.4 million followers. (Guess that’s what can happen when you’re thinking with the wrong end).
Okay, did he really type ‘call me maybe?” Oh brother! Carly Rae Jepsen should charge him a fee every time he uses her—played-out yet amazing—line to get a girl. Although, it not like he can use it again since 1.4 million people know this is his go-to-move. He’d have to be pretty dumb to try that one again! Oh…this is Mike Sorrentino we’re talking about, so he probably will….and worse…the girls will probably still go for it.
Check out Sitch’s pretty hilarious chain of Tweets following his accidental digits giveaway:
“Oo [bleep]… By accident.”
“My phone is ringing off the hook… We def have a Situation.”
“Phone does not Stop ringing… Ahhh [bleep] me… Luv u guys btw lmao.”
“I guess I’ll jus change it tomorr, Sitch, so call call Away… It is kinda funny… I’m tryin [but] so many are calling its crazy.”
“Phone company called : he’s like u got a situation buddy, I’m like thanks man but I’m the Situation!”
Mike claimed that he has since received more than 1000 calls.
Jersey Shore is coming to an end after this presumably boring season. Is anyone even watching that show anymore? I mean, Snooki’s still pregnant, Jwoww still can’t move her plastic face, the Situation is still the Situation but now he’s sober… I was done with that show a few seasons ago but now MTV finally accepted the fact that the show is over and canceled it… But unfortunately, some of the cast will live on for while longer with their own show.
Snooki and Jwoww are keeping their spinoff show but I think they will eventually phase Jwoww out and just focus on Snooki’s dysfunctional family. No word on if Pauly D’s spinoff show got renewed for another season.
And now another Jersey Shore member is getting their own show… Vinny Guadagnino is getting a reality/ talk show. It’s not gonna be taped in a studio audience while he does an Ellen dance around the crowd. It’s going to take place in his family home on Staten Island while his family is present. The guests will not only have to answer questions from Vinny but also his mom Paula and his ‘party boss’ Uncle Nino.
The press release says that the show will consist of ‘family, food and big friggin’ stars’. There is no premiere date for the show as of yet.
I don’t know which I’m the most NOT excited about… Vinny’s talk show, Jwoww’s wedding or another season of Married to Jonas.
Well now another Bachelorette is proving that she found true love on television with a big televised wedding! Ashley Hebert, who was last summer’s Bachelorette, is marrying her chosen fiancé, J.P. Rosenbaum, in December… and their wedding will be made into a TV special. There is no airdate as of yet.
And with the shows proven success rate, or likely because the Jersey Shore is taking a much needed permanent break from television, Mike the Situation wants his chance to find love on the Bachelor. He said that he wants to be on the show because it will focus on his personal life and not just his partying.
But really he just probably wants to see how many contestants he could hook up with. Aren’t most of them easy anyway?
Please don’t pick him to be a Bachelor.. His season would be just like another season of Jersey Shore…. Just a bunch of wasted girls looking for fame by hooking up with the Situation.
HERE’S THE SITUATION: Ryan Lochte was the guest of honor the other night at LIV in Miami where he met, none other than, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. The two cheeseballs hit it off and stuck together—like Cheez Whiz on Triscuits—“all night.”
As if finding his soulmate wasn’t enough, Ryan also got to go behind the turntables AKA a Mac laptop computer to play DJ and was also presented with an elaborate birthday cake (even though his birthday was almost 8 weeks ago…August 3…he turned 28).
Ryan and ‘the sitch’ were spotted hanging out with an entourage of “model-like girls.” Did they brainstormed Lochte/Sitch combo catch phrases??
Cue the somber music… The Jersey Shore is coming to an end.
“Why? I can’t imagine why they would cancel such a successful show”, said no one.
Yeppers. It’s true. After six seasons, the Jersey Shore is coming to an end.. about three seasons too late. But don’t worry! There is still one more season in the can and Snooki and her meatball baby will probably keep on doing spin-offs for awhile.
But is anyone really disappointed about this show ending? It became a success because everyone was such a train wreck but now, Deena’s the only one still making a spectacle of herself.
J-woww has been a boring, plastic surgery disaster for awhile, Snooki spent the last year pregnant and judging everyone else for continuing to live their drunken lives. Mike the Situation is sober…. And we thought he was before even before then. Ronnie and Sam are only entertaining when they are fighting, which they haven’t been. And Vinny and Pauly D are only there to offset the DB quota.
So thank you MTV for introducing some quality reality people into this world where the Kardashians have way too much importance. Goodbye Jersey Shore and good riddance!