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Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson tried to be a great husband. He made it six weeks before he was busted with condoms by his wife, then he busted her head during the argument.
Then, being the hopeless romantic that he is, he got Evelyn Lozada’s face tattooed on his calf as a way to show that he’s sorry. Then he refused to sign the divorce papers because he really wanted this to work because a tattoo is forever.
But yesterday, Chad went ahead and filed for divorce. I guess his mistress changed his mind. Bianca Zuluaga has been having sleepovers at Chad’s house even though Evelyn hasn’t even moved her stuff out yet. Chad even skipped his morning at court to indulge in his some morning lovin’ with his mistress.
Bianca has been bragging about their hook ups on Twitter. She refers to Chad as ‘Chocolate’ and says that she’s a chocolate addict for eating some last night and then first thing in the morning. Then they took off for iHop and she tweeted, “iHop with my lover..Yummm fattening.”
Nothing says ‘I’m sorry I head butted you in the face’ like a tattoo.. Chris Brown, take notes.
Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson’s estranged wife Evelyn Lozada isn’t quite so forgiving so he tried to woo her with a new tattoo…. It’s a huge tattoo of Evelyn’s face on his right calf with ‘Eve’ underneath it. He showed off his new tat on Twitter and changed his personal description to ‘Don’t follow me. I’m not perfect. I’m not a role model. I’m not into acting yet. Oh and I love all of that from the E to the N. (referring to Evelyn).
One of his Twitter followers asked why he tatted her face ‘post divorce’ but Chad cleared that nonsense up. He tweeted, “Divorce? Child please… that’s my WIFE RT.” Someone else responded that she filed for divorce and Ocho responded, “I don’t give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what she filed for.”
Wonder if this tat trick is gonna work…. Evelyn has yet to comment on his new shrine.
Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson and Evelyn Lozada had a beautiful wedding on the island of St Maartin in the Caribbeans just six short weeks ago.
They went the Kim Kardashian route and had it sponsor-filled and on the free free since they would receive publicity after it aired on their upcoming reality show ‘Ev and Ocho’. But they won’t be getting all that pub now that show is cancelled so St Maartin wants them to pay up!
They are going to sue Ocho for the original cost of the wedding, $90k.
Now how is Chad supposed to pay for that now that he’s down a job, two reality shows and an endorsement deal?
Dear Kim Kardashian,
How did you manage stay married for so long?
Sincerely, the newly single Ocho
You know all the drama that’s been going on with Chad Ochocinco Johnson. He head-butted his new bride, Evelyn Lozado, after she found a receipt for condoms in his car. Chad got dropped from the Miami Dolphins, lost his two reality show gigs (Hard Knocks, Ev and Ocho) and now his wife of 6 weeks is leaving him. Cue the country music.
They just got married over the 4th of July but Evelyn decided to end their marriage after just 41 days, you know, because of the violence. She released a statement saying, “I am deeply disappointed that Chad has failed to take responsibility for his actions and made false accusations against me. It is my sincere hope that he seeks the help he needs to overcome his troubles. Domestic violence is not okay, and hopefully my taking a stand will help encourage other women to break their silence as well.”
Ocho apologized on his website, saying, “I would like to apologize to everyone for the recent events that have occurred. I would like to wish Evelyn well and will never say anything bad about her because I truly love her to death. I will continue to be positive and train hard for another opportunity in the NFL. To all the fans and supporters I have disappointed, you have my sincerest apologies. I will stay positive and get through this tough period in my life.”
Oh and this mistress is bringing herself into this drama too. She’s this 30-year old mother of two, Beverly Shiner, claims that she was hooking up with Ocho for months and they broke it off shortly before the wedding. Shame shame shame.
Chad Johnson Ochocinco screamed as he head-butted his wife Evelyn Lozada, “I don’t give a [eff]! I don’t give a [eff] about my career!”… Eat your words much?
Chad was immediately let go from the Miami Dolphins. They told him that he had one chance to act right and he messed that up before the season even started. Once he was released from jail, he was released from the team.
Now VH1 is pulling the plug on their domestic reality show! They released the statement yesterday, saying, “Due to the unfortunate events over the weekend and the seriousness of the allegations, VH1 is pulling the series Ev & Ocho from its schedule and has no current plans of airing it.” Dang. Still don’t care about your career, Ocho?
But how’s this for irony… Ocho and Evelyn actually discussed how exactly he should handle it if he ever wanted to stray. She told him that if he was gonna hook up with someone then he needs to at least ‘go to the pharmacy and get some condoms first’.. and he doesn’t even need to share that with her. Isn’t that basically giving him permission?
Ocho still didn’t have any right to react the way that he did… with a forehead to her face. Surprisingly enough, this isn’t Ocho’s first violent act towards a woman. He was actually found guilty of battery after roughing up his GF back in 2000. He slapped her after she accused him of cheating on her… At least Chad isn’t a repeat head-butt offender.
Got some cool video activity to check out below. You can watch their condom talk from ‘Basketball Wives’ and hear the 911 call. Do it. Check it out now!