Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’
Ford came up with some questionable cartoons to show off one of their car’s spacious trunk.
These print ads for the Ford Figo were running in India. One showed the former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who was accused of sleeping with prostitutes, in the front seat with three scantily clad bound and gagged females in the trunk.
The tag line for the car said, “Leave your worries behind with Figo’s extra large boot.”
Well the ads offended a lot of people when it got out so Ford pulled them and released an apology statement, saying, “The posters are contrary to the standards of professionalism and decency within Ford and our agency partners.”
Do you think this ad is funny or not?
The National Enquirer doesn’t always get it right but they are more reliable and believable than Media Take Out.. and the stories they are dishing ‘bout right now are pretty fun.
Like this OJ Simpson story.. They say that OJ threw this Super Bowl party in prison and tons of people showed up because he’s so popular, he’s ‘like the Godfather of the prison now’.
But he might be so popular because he’s a converted to the man meat side. A source told the National Enquirer that he turned gay in prison, he’s always talking about good looking guys and hanging out with the group of openly gay men that they all refer to as ‘The Girls’..
OJ even has a special nickname himself. They call him DJ, which is short for Daddy Juice.
According to a source, “Paris asked for River’s hand because so many of her friends are engaged or already married with kids, and she didn’t want to be some sad, old loser left on the shelf. It’s incredibly impulsive because they’ve only been together a few months, but Paris believes River is the one. He’s given her an enthusiastic yes, but they’re keeping the engagement quiet for now.”
Kim Kardashian’s divorce is still dragging out in court.
Kris Humphries had Kanye West deposed so he’s in on this divorce action, I guess to lie under oath that he hasn’t been hooking up with Kim this whole time. Kim’s team is complaining that Kris is keeping her handcuffed to this divorce instead of letting her move on with her life.. Kris is still waiting for her to admit that their marriage was a fraud and wants her to give back that $2mil diamond engagement ring.. (Don’t worry. He got the ‘famous finger’ price for it and only paid $750k).
BUT that’s not even the fun part of this story. Who cares about their divorce anymore? Let’s talk about Kanye’s big plans for Kim…
He wants to give her the one thing that she’s always wanted.. Not a lifelong marriage or babies.. He wants to give her the pop career that she’s always dreamed of.
She recorded this sweet song ‘Jam (Turn It Up)’ a few years ago and debuted it on the Ryan Seacrest show. Surprisingly, it was a flop and only sold 14k copies. She was so embarrassed that she swore she would never attempt a music career again.
But Kanye promised to change all that. He booked Kim two months at his recording studio in Honolulu, promised to write her some killer tunes and set her up with several of his producer buddies. He said he can make her into the next top 40 singing sensation.
If he does, Kim will finally have a discernible talent… but I have a feeling that Paris Hilton has a better chance to make it in the music biz than she does.
Looks like Lil Wayne found a new bleach blonde to mentor in Paris Hilton. Boy oh boy…Wayne’s got his work cut for him out this time! Never-mind that she can’t sing, she also has WAY too classy of a slutty wardrobe. She’ll never seem legit in Wayne’s World…unless perhaps she mixes in items from a clown suit…that seems to work for Nicki Minaj.
Paris has had this collaboration in the works for a while though. She started by buttering him up last year during her interview of him for US mag. She told him he’d be her ideal studio partner and even put him on the spot about working together.
It looks like Paris’ ‘Lil’ plan worked because Wayne dropped a rap on her new track and a cameo in the music vid (watch below).
But, maybe what really convinced Wayne was realizing he could use the line: I wanna spend a night in Paris. The song is titled “Last Night (I Wanna Bang You),” but of course.
Paris Hilton can’t decide if she wants to bash gays or be one of them. She was partying at XS nightclub early Monday morning when she started mugging down with this girl… Is this for real or just a publicity stunt to clean up her gay bashing mess?
Here’s what happened. She and this girl started lip locking in the club. This girl’s boyfriend went up to Paris’ new boyfriend, a 21-year old male model named River Viiperi, and made some rude comments about their girls making out. River was enraged and reportedly punched this other guy in the face, injuring him so bad that he needed medical attention.
He decided to press charges and River was arrested for misdemeanor battery. He was cited and released without ever going to the police station.
Paris ducked out before the police ever arrived but she’s swearing to friends that she didn’t make out with any girls.. Probably because in her mind, gay people are like, gross and might have AIDS and stuff. But I think Paris kissed a girl to clean up her homophobic image.