Posts Tagged ‘Pauly D’
Lindsay Lohan is just unlucky in the life department right now.
She’s always engaged in ongoing court battles. She survives from pimping herself to three rich men.. but she’s not doing a good enough job because she’s either living at home with mommy or crashing on a friends couch, depending on which Lohan lie you choose to believe. Either way, that sucks.
And now she got dumped. Well I don’t know how serious this relationship really was but Lindsay sure seemed into it.
She followed the Wanted around, slapped a gypsy, went to jail and posted little flirty messages on Twitter to let the world know that she and Max George were a couple.
Well now Max is finally addressing their little hookup and he made it sound like its over. He said that he and Lindsay had a ‘little snog’, which is Brit lingo for ‘making out’.. Then he said, “She’s a friend of all of ours and she is a lovely girl. We wish her the best wherever she is.”
But Lindsay just drowned her sorrow in some booze and another guy’s face.
She spent Friday night sucking face with this DJ at a club in New York. It was a 22-year old male DJ named Julian Cavin. A source said that it’s too early to call it a relationship but they spend all weekend together and are seeing each other.
When Snooki appeared on Celebuzz‘s LIVE Twitter chat with host Hyla, she may have really stepped in it. She was there to weigh-in on all the latest gossip, including her take on Hollywood’s most infamous celebrities (which she would be included among, if she were a real celeb and not just a reality TV celeb).
Naturally, one of the people in question was Lindsay Lohan. Snooks tried to defend the girl saying, “Personally, I love Lindsay, she’s a fun girl…she just made a few mistakes and people think she’s the devil for it…I think she’s awesome.” However, Snooki then pays LiLo a compliment that had to have stung, “she used to be a great actress…hopefully one day she can get it back.” Ouch!
To make matters worse, Hyla asks if she ever met LiLo and Snook answers, “Umm, I feel like Pauly made out with her once.” As soon as those words escaped from her mouth, Snook immediately followed it up with, “but I could be making that up.”
Ha! Nice SAVE Snooki…or nice attempt…
Yesterday on Ellen, Mike the Situation claimed to be clean and sober for the past 8 months, but now US Weekly is claiming he was boozing it up last week. The mag said that Mike was seen at the London Hotel in West Hollywood “downing so many cocktails he could barely stand.” Hmm…maybe Mike doesn’t know that when you’re counting days, you have to include the nights??
Mike’s rep is denying the report though saying, “He was in a cabana with twelve other people and there was a pitcher of sangria for the other people,” the rep said in a statement. “He did not drink any alcohol.”
That said, Mike told MTV News back in May that alcohol was never a problem for him, ”It was strictly painkillers…I was the guy that was the ladies man. You know, you can’t get girls if you can’t speak to them. So drinking was definitely not an issue for me.”
Hmmm, maybe Mike had a change of heart since May and decided that being a sloppy drunk was worth a shot??
Mike appeared on Ellen with Ronnie and Paulie D, or MVP MRP. Both of his Jersey Shore roomies expressed their sincerest gratitude that Mike was able to pull his head out of his a** and ask for some help. They like the Sober Situation much better.
Pauly D then went on to make his own startling admission—he has O.C.D. His disease of obsessive compulsion takes him to some very low places… like choosing a girlfriend based solely on how neatly she makes her bed.
As for Ronnie—he was too busy taking his clothes off for Ellen—to expose his deep dark secrets. Ronnie jumped at the chance to rip off his shirt and show off his pecks when Ellen offered to donate $1,000 to Breast Cancer Research (since it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month) if one of the guys took off his shirt. Ellen barely had the words out of her mouth when Ronnie grabbed his shirt collar. Mike and Paulie D didn’t dare fight, yoked out, Ron for the philanthropic opportunity.
The sixth and final season of Jersey Shore premieres TONIGHT at 10PM.
Cue the somber music… The Jersey Shore is coming to an end.
“Why? I can’t imagine why they would cancel such a successful show”, said no one.
Yeppers. It’s true. After six seasons, the Jersey Shore is coming to an end.. about three seasons too late. But don’t worry! There is still one more season in the can and Snooki and her meatball baby will probably keep on doing spin-offs for awhile.
But is anyone really disappointed about this show ending? It became a success because everyone was such a train wreck but now, Deena’s the only one still making a spectacle of herself.
J-woww has been a boring, plastic surgery disaster for awhile, Snooki spent the last year pregnant and judging everyone else for continuing to live their drunken lives. Mike the Situation is sober…. And we thought he was before even before then. Ronnie and Sam are only entertaining when they are fighting, which they haven’t been. And Vinny and Pauly D are only there to offset the DB quota.
So thank you MTV for introducing some quality reality people into this world where the Kardashians have way too much importance. Goodbye Jersey Shore and good riddance!
Snooks left the hospital yesterday cradling her newborn meatball, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. She was whisked out of the hospital in a wheelchair and back to reality television. And she was wearing wedges as big as her baby.
Snooki has been tweeting away about her first days as a new mommy, specifically about the kind of pumping she does now. Hint- it’s not fist pumping.
And Uncle Pauly D is going to be very proud of the baby meatball. Lorenzo has a head full of hair that needs to be greased, teased and slicked back! He’s a handsome little guido already… and probably already more popular with the Jersey Shore gang than Mike the Situation.
Whatcha think of the new baybay?