Posts Tagged ‘Ronnie’
Yesterday on Ellen, Mike the Situation claimed to be clean and sober for the past 8 months, but now US Weekly is claiming he was boozing it up last week. The mag said that Mike was seen at the London Hotel in West Hollywood “downing so many cocktails he could barely stand.” Hmm…maybe Mike doesn’t know that when you’re counting days, you have to include the nights??
Mike’s rep is denying the report though saying, “He was in a cabana with twelve other people and there was a pitcher of sangria for the other people,” the rep said in a statement. “He did not drink any alcohol.”
That said, Mike told MTV News back in May that alcohol was never a problem for him, ”It was strictly painkillers…I was the guy that was the ladies man. You know, you can’t get girls if you can’t speak to them. So drinking was definitely not an issue for me.”
Hmmm, maybe Mike had a change of heart since May and decided that being a sloppy drunk was worth a shot??
Mike appeared on Ellen with Ronnie and Paulie D, or MVP MRP. Both of his Jersey Shore roomies expressed their sincerest gratitude that Mike was able to pull his head out of his a** and ask for some help. They like the Sober Situation much better.
Pauly D then went on to make his own startling admission—he has O.C.D. His disease of obsessive compulsion takes him to some very low places… like choosing a girlfriend based solely on how neatly she makes her bed.
As for Ronnie—he was too busy taking his clothes off for Ellen—to expose his deep dark secrets. Ronnie jumped at the chance to rip off his shirt and show off his pecks when Ellen offered to donate $1,000 to Breast Cancer Research (since it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month) if one of the guys took off his shirt. Ellen barely had the words out of her mouth when Ronnie grabbed his shirt collar. Mike and Paulie D didn’t dare fight, yoked out, Ron for the philanthropic opportunity.
The sixth and final season of Jersey Shore premieres TONIGHT at 10PM.
Cue the somber music… The Jersey Shore is coming to an end.
“Why? I can’t imagine why they would cancel such a successful show”, said no one.
Yeppers. It’s true. After six seasons, the Jersey Shore is coming to an end.. about three seasons too late. But don’t worry! There is still one more season in the can and Snooki and her meatball baby will probably keep on doing spin-offs for awhile.
But is anyone really disappointed about this show ending? It became a success because everyone was such a train wreck but now, Deena’s the only one still making a spectacle of herself.
J-woww has been a boring, plastic surgery disaster for awhile, Snooki spent the last year pregnant and judging everyone else for continuing to live their drunken lives. Mike the Situation is sober…. And we thought he was before even before then. Ronnie and Sam are only entertaining when they are fighting, which they haven’t been. And Vinny and Pauly D are only there to offset the DB quota.
So thank you MTV for introducing some quality reality people into this world where the Kardashians have way too much importance. Goodbye Jersey Shore and good riddance!
Some of these reality shows will never go away. The Kardashian’s don’t believe in such a thing as over-exposure. They already have several shows and are still looking to give Kim Kardashian and Kanye West a spin-off show about their luxurious life with a big focus on fashion and music. Ugh!
But another show that’s heading into overkill territory is Jersey Shore. That show has seen success for the past six seasons but now they are handing out spin-off shows to all the cast members and not getting good results.. The Pauly D Project flopped, Snooki and Jwoww spinoff isn’t bringing in the ratings. They are currently filming the 7th season with a sober Situation and a very preggo Snooki but they still want to keep the shows coming. So the next Jersey Shore member to get a spin-off is the bickering couple, Ronnie and Sammi. They are looking to move in together so the MTV film crew wants to follow them around and get footage of their not-so-happy life together.
Ronnie from Jersey Shore puts out his first single—well, actually it comes out on iTunes June 5—but in an effort to create some hype, the song is available now exclusively on Songster. You can click on our link below and Ronnie walks you through the process of remixing his single.
The song is titled “How The F%#k We Gettin’ Home?!”
SO, MIX MASTERS BEWARE! *Explicit Language*
Remixing the single is actually really fun. Ronnie lets ya know that you can press play at any point to see if your mix is ‘shoreworthy.’ After you select all of your music elements, he says, ‘cool remix bro!’ (Or, at least he did for us, which I gotta admit was pretty fly.) Click finish and the crowd at the club erupts in cheers!
You gotta try this. The only catch is, at the end Ronnie wants you to share your remix with your friends (and of course, you’ll be creating a killer mix that he claim as his own), but you do get to keep his song pack (oh goody). Why didn’t Paris Hilton think of this?
Check out the full song here- http://www.playsongster.com/ronnie
Or if just a sampling of this jam would satisfy your needs, you can listen to a snippet below… What do you think? Will this song be your next iTunes purchase? Listen now!
There was a huge brawl Monday night in the Jersey house between Ronnie and the Situation. The fist fight resulted after Ronnie had an argument with Sammi and started mouthing off to the Situation. They started throwing punches, and the Situation walked away with two black eyes while Ronnie had to wrap his fists up. (more…)