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Seth MacFarlane isn’t going to touch the Oscars again. He did that last year and people were too hypersensitive of his content. He couldn’t even crack a dead Abe Lincoln joke without people cringing with distaste. Too soon for an Abe Lincoln joke? Really?
So when asked if he would ever host the Oscars again, he said that he couldn’t do again but he had a good suggestion for a new host this year.
Seth tweeted, “Traumatized critics exhale: I’m unable to do the Oscars again. Tried to make it work schedule-wise but I need sleep. However, I highly recommend the job, as Zadan and Meron are two of the most talented producers in the business. My suggestion for host is Joaquin Phoenix.”
Nothing fun to report this time. As far as we know, he didn’t dump her in another email. A source said it was a work issue.
The source said that they have both just been so busy and focused on work that they didn’t have time for each other. They said that Katy is leaving the possibility open for them to reunite when they get a break in their schedule.
But is Katy just playing the girl game? She wants to exchange that cheap ruby ring for a diamond ring so she dumped him… Then he’ll miss her so much that he’ll do anything to get her back, including pop the question. It worked for Jessica Biel.
And speaking of marriages… Russell Brand usually stays quite about Katy but he recently cracked a joke, saying, “Let me tell you a thing about marriage. Marriage is a bond that can last up to 14 months . . . This is a sacred, 14-month arrangement. Begins on an elephant. Ends in a newspaper.”
Other breakup news- 39-year old Seth MacFarlane and 25-year old Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke have broken up because of a ‘location challenge’. She’s filming in Europe, he’s living in Cali.
And Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle, who’s the director of her new movie Trance, have called it quits. They didn’t even speak to each other at a press junket for the movie a few days ago.
Seth MacFarlane had fun doing the boob song and hurling out offensive one liners but you won’t catch him doing the awards shows thing anymore. He said he’s never ever gonna do that again!
Someone tweeted Seth and asked him if he would ever host the Oscars again and he answered, “No way. Lotta fun to have done it though.”
But if you want to catch more of his inappropriate humor and somewhat funny musical bits, you can just keep watching the Family Guy. Or the Cleveland Show. Or Ted 2. Or if you wanna watch something horribly unfunny, just watch SNL.
So who’s going to take over the dull duties next year? Your move Billy Crystal.
The Oscars might not have been as funny as you thought they would be with Seth MacFarlane hosting them but there are always the jokes that we didn’t hear.
The Oscars are the snooze fest of award shows so it’s no wonder that some of the jokes didn’t make the broadcast, some of those folks might not have appreciated them like we do.
Jesse Joyce, a writer for Comedy Central’s roasts, was asked to write for the broadcast this year but everyone knows his jokes might be a little too risque for this award show.
So like he always does, Jesse took it to Twitter to share with the world all of the jokes that didn’t quite make the live broadcast.
“Emmanuelle Riva said that Daniel Day Lewis really nailed Abraham Lincoln… & she should know, because she also nailed Abraham Lincoln #Oscars
I can say for sure that Quvenzhané would definitely be the winner if the Academy scored the same way as scrabble #Oscars
Here’s a Tommy Lee Jones Knock Knock joke… KNOCK KNOCK. Get off my porch. #Oscars
And folks, let’s not forget the man who made Les Miz popular again, Susan Boyle. #Oscars”
Read all of the forbidden jokes HERE. Would you have liked the show better if it had more inappropriate humor?