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Don’t you hate it when all these rich kids write memoirs and make millions off of them? Justin Bieber wrote a book about his life and he’s 19! What does he really know about things? He’s a rich punk that drives his expensive cars like he has no cares in life.
Snooki’s published a few books, luckily not about her life experiences. We can just watch reruns of Jersey Shore if we want to see all that. Her son Lorenzo can too one day.
Miley Cyrus, Gabby Douglas (actually respect that one) have all written books about their life. Kinda lessens the quality of memoirs when every single celebrity under the age of 30 is writing one.
Perfumes too. Gah, just because you’re a celeb, you don’t have to triple your money by mass producing cheap perfumes. And clothing lines.
Well anyway according to a British tabloid, Adele was offered seven-figures to write a memoir but she actually turned it down because she felt that she is far too young. She’ll be 25 next month.
The source said, “Even though she received a lucrative offer, her primary concern was that she doesn’t want to write a book about just 24 years. She feels she’d rather wait until she has more life experience to write about. She’d never say never, but she did say ‘not now’.”
You have to respect Adele for doing that. She’s not just going to stick her name on anything for a paycheck. She’s just going to use her talents… and live a little before she agrees to a book deal.
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Yesterday was April Fool’s day, the one day that you can’t believe anyone that tells you they are pregnant, engaged, newly single. Those are the oldest tricks in the book.
Well the celebs tried to get some jokes over on us.. starting with 60-year old Sharon Osbourne that made a shocking announcement on The Talk. She said that after going to an in vitro clinic, finding an egg donor and mixing it with some Ozzy sperm, she was pregnant. She later revealed that she was joking. (See video HERE.)
The White House announced that they had a special message from President Obama but when you clicked on the video, it was that kid president talking. When did the White House start in with pranks?
Snooki announced that she and fiancé Jionni LaValle eloped. She even posted a photoshopped picture of their wedding. If the bad photoshop didn’t give it away that it was a fake, the lack of leopard print in the wedding should have.
Mike Tyson tweeted that he was at the doctor’s office getting his face tattoo removed.
A Mila Kunis fanpage posted that she and Ashton Kutcher were expecting.
And good ol’ prankster Justin Bieber pulled one over on TMZ. TMZ has been covering the Bieber douchiary debacle, just like everyone else, so he chose April Fool’s day to get some revenge on them.
He tweeted to his nearly 37 million Twitter followers, “As promised taking all fan phone calls TODAY at (888) 847 9869. Talk to u soon!” Later he tweeted, “Did everyone call me yet?”
The number was actually TMZ’s tip line and the phone lines blew up. Since it’s a toll-free number, they will be the one footing the bill for all the calls.
They had a sense of humor about the prank though. Reporter Dax Holt tweeted, “Best April fools joke goes 2 @JustinBieber. He tweeted out TMZs phone # saying he would be taking fan calls. Well played Bieber, well played” and later, “The phones here at TMZ won’t stop ringing!! #BieberAprilFoolsJoke LOL! So funny.”
See pranking videos and pics here.
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Poor Snooki. She hasn’t gotten the memo that she’s not relevant anymore. She and the Jersey Shore crew had a nice run but it’s over. America wins this round.
So although I normally don’t care what Snooki has to say, she gave Kim Kardashian some fashionable advice on how to look hot while she’s birthing out this baby. And for some reason, I’m passing this on to you.
Snooki started off by saying, “First impressions are everything, so when you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless.”
That’s not what I would be worried about during childbirth. I’d be worried about ripping about stitching and stuff.
But here’s her sound advice to Kim. Sorry for the crudeness of the content but I’m just transcribing the crap that’s coming out of her mouth.
#1.) “If your face isn’t already made up when your water breaks, you have plenty of time to do it in the hospital when you’re waiting to dilate. I waited 27 hours and the whole time I just put on makeup and watched cartoons.”
#2.) “Keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse just in case your water breaks when you’re not at home. Or just do what I did and bring a whole box.”
#3.) “Bring your own hospital gown because hospital gowns at the hospital are ugly.”
#4.) “Accessorize. Make sure you stay away from the big hoop earrings because it can get caught in your extensions . . . And also if you want to bring a nice, pretty scarf, because trust me you’re gonna get bloated and you’re gonna have a million double chins. So cover that [crap] up.”
#5.) “Get a pedicure at least a week before your due date . . . you always want your feet to be nice and pretty when you give birth . . . Your feet are literally in the air for everyone to see.”
#6.) “Make sure your mascara is water proof because you’re going to cry from the pain of a baby coming through your vagina, and also when you meet your baby for the first time.”
She concluded with the warning, “You’re probably gonna be fartin the doctor’s face and you might even shart, but at least you’ll look fabulous doing it.”
Think this is good advice?
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When Snooki appeared on Celebuzz‘s LIVE Twitter chat with host Hyla, she may have really stepped in it. She was there to weigh-in on all the latest gossip, including her take on Hollywood’s most infamous celebrities (which she would be included among, if she were a real celeb and not just a reality TV celeb).
Naturally, one of the people in question was Lindsay Lohan. Snooks tried to defend the girl saying, “Personally, I love Lindsay, she’s a fun girl…she just made a few mistakes and people think she’s the devil for it…I think she’s awesome.” However, Snooki then pays LiLo a compliment that had to have stung, “she used to be a great actress…hopefully one day she can get it back.” Ouch!
To make matters worse, Hyla asks if she ever met LiLo and Snook answers, “Umm, I feel like Pauly made out with her once.” As soon as those words escaped from her mouth, Snook immediately followed it up with, “but I could be making that up.”
Ha! Nice SAVE Snooki…or nice attempt…
See Snooki spill the beans HERE
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This wasn’t it.. But it’s funny!
It’s the holidays. News is slow but the end of the year lists keep on coming. So wanna know what got the most attention on Twitter on this year?
Justin Bieber was big on Twitter this year, no surprise there. So what was his #1 most shared tweet?
It had nothing to do with his big prank when he faked that his laptop was stolen and someone threatened to release this incriminating footage of him, which turned out to be the release of his video ‘Beauty and a Beat’ with Nicki Minaj. He built up a lot of hype but not a lot of retweets.
It wasn’t over his breakup with Selena Gomez, although that kept me intrigued for a few weeks. He kept posting shirtless pics of his newly single self but that’s not what got the most attention. The one thing that retweeted the most times on Twitter was his tribute to six-year old cancer victim Avalanna Routh.
When Avalanna, who was also called ‘Mrs. Bieber’, passed away, Justin tweeted, “RIP Avalanna. I love you.” That was the most shared tweet of 2012. It was retweeted 223,771 times.
The second most shared tweet was from one of Michael Jackson fans. ObeyMJ tweeted “RIP Whitney Houston. Retweet for some respect” was shared 191,043 times.
The third most shared tweet was from Harry Styles of One Direction. He tweeted, “We owe you everything. Thank you so much for this. Three VMAs. YEAH .xx”, which got 125,379 retweets.
The fourth most shared tweet of 2012 goes to Ben Savage. He tweeted, “I’m going to be a father! Well, on TV at least. The “Boy Meets World” sequel is officially happening!” That got 114,179 retweets and a lot of 90’s kids happy.
And the fifth most shared tweet was from another One Direction member. Niall Horan (@NiallOfficial) tweeted, “Guys its been 2 years today since we were formed, its been incredible so far, its all down to you guys! Love you all soo much! Thank you”. That message got him 103,772 retweets.
What was my most retweeted message of this year? It was two of my comments that actually got a lot of attention. “Oh crap! Snooki is pregnant! The world really is going to end!” and “Snoop Dogg got really high and changed his name to Snoop Lion”… Not trying to brag but both of those messages got retweeted 3 1/2 times.
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